Be Careful What You Wish For.........

31 Jan 2011

Granted - but the food is spoiled and gives you diaherra for 2 days.

I wish I could feed Sir Loin to my tiger

31 Jan 2011

Granted but the tiger doesn't like SL's smell and ends up eating you

I wish I was in the Alpes right now, skiing with some friends and I could try the freshly prepared slopes tomorrow morning

31 Jan 2011

Granted, but you end up catching a bad cold.

I wish the weather here would make up its mind and stay consistent.

31 Jan 2011

Granted - but it is consistently bad, and you slip and fall numerous times whenever you venture outside.

I wish Kiki and I were laying in front of a fireplace after a hard day of skiing in the Alps, and a soak in a hot tub.

31 Jan 2011

Granted but you got snowed in and where forced to stay longer then anticipated

I wished I could take a six month leave and trail the panamericana from Guatamala to the south of Chile

31 Jan 2011

[before I grant your wish, Kiki, you were a little confused in your last response. When you granted Hap's wish you were supposed to say something terrible -- I don't think Hap considers being "stuck" with you longer as a negative -- I think he would view it as a positive.]

GRANTED - however once you get to Chile you fall in a copper mine, and it takes 6 weeks for you to be rescued (just like the Chilean miners).

I wish that everyone would make all of their future forum posts in rhyme.

31 Jan 2011

Considering how turned on and horny lushladies make me and how bad i want to fuck someone outside my country, I wish i can fuck on of the ladies here

31 Jan 2011

some of them turn out to be men
I wish someone would write a naughty story about me every day so i could cum to it.

31 Jan 2011

Granted. Send me a note about yourself and I'll do it.

I wish I could find someone on here close to the area I live.

Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.

BigDaddyRich

31 Jan 2011

Granted, but they turn out to be clinging assholes who ruin your life.

I wish I could write poetry about the beautiful women of Lush.

1 Feb 2011

Granted, but it's more like Dr. Seuss poetry than Browning type. All the women laugh instead of gush for ya.

I wish I had a flamethrower to melt some of this snow.

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

1 Feb 2011

Granted - but the guy who sold you the flamethrower thinks your poetry sucks so badly he rigs it to blow up, so while the explosion melts some snow, it also turns you into pickle juice.

I wish Sir Loin would lay on top of FTP for an entire day.

1 Feb 2011

granted but pickle would be laying on top of you so you'd be crushed by pickled steak.

i wish i wasn't so addled brain when it comes to love.

1 Feb 2011

Quote by imhapless

I wish Sir Loin would lay on top of FTP for an entire day.

I'm seriously concerned about your sanity, Hap. silly

Granted Ginger, but you become subtractled-brained when it comes to love. What? Isn't that a word? :p

I wish that Hap wasn't so obsessed with me.

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

1 Feb 2011

I'm seriously concerned about your sanity, Hap. silly

I wish that Hap wasn't so obsessed with me.

Granted...but after a brief fling with a Gourd...he's back to cucumbers!

I wish I didn't look at all the Lushies with such a Carnal eye.

2 Feb 2011

Granted, now you look at them with your brown eye.

I wish a peanu tbutter and pickle sandwich.

2 Feb 2011

Granted but the pickle is FTP and it makes you barf.

I wish Lola would call me up and ask me to go out to dinner with her.

2 Feb 2011

Granted, but then she immediately calls back to cancel, then calls back to ask you out again, and repeats the process. I dare you to give her your phone number. silly

I wish that Lola and I really were the same person, so that the sum of our smartass-itude is greater than its parts and we become the single most smartass-ish entity in the entire universe. Mwah ha ha ha ha!

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

2 Feb 2011

Granted, but then all the world leaders get together and decide that smartasses will be imprisoned for 30 years, so you and Lola are cut in half, one to serve its sentence in Bosnia, the other in Iran.

I wish I knew how to get all my favorite Lush women to come and visit me.

2 Feb 2011

The genie grants your wish, telling you that the secret to getting Lush women to visit you is to visit each one of them and shake their hand only first, but the catch is that you have to walk to each one of their houses, or paddle your kayak, if she happens to live in a place like Australia where walking is not feasible. They all come visit you on your 100th birthday, but you don't remember who you are by this time, let alone them.

I wish that all this snow would blow down south.

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

3 Feb 2011

It blew "down south" on FTP, freezing FTP's pickle dick [you do have a pickle dick, don't you FTP -- at least you did until it was frozen, right?]

I wish I could write a story that would properly honor all of the beautiful woman of Lush

5 Feb 2011

Granted, but no one can read the story cuz they can't read.

I wish the person I had feelings for felt the same way about me.

6 Feb 2011

Quote by Sw33tAng3l
Granted, but no one can read the story cuz they can't read.

I wish the person I had feelings for felt the same way about me.

Granted, but that person is unable to express those feelings in your presents.

I wish I knew why hap was so fixated with someones pickle.

6 Feb 2011

Granted - he tells you that it is because he thinks you and FTP are the same person, and he is enthralled by you, but that doesn't satisfy you so you feel obligated to visit Hap to show him that you are a beautiful 21 year old South African woman and not a pickle with cowboy boots on.

I wish that LucsiousLola would expose herself to me

8 Feb 2011

Granted, I expose every inch of my luscious self to you, but once again you are blindfolded and tied to that tree.

I wish I had a playlist up.

8 Feb 2011

Granted but no one can see or open it cause it's in Chinese

I wished I could sneak off somewhere NOW

8 Feb 2011

Quote by Kiki28
Granted but no one can see or open it cause it's in Chinese

I wished I could sneak off somewhere NOW

you get it but it's with me smile

8 Feb 2011

Quote by hooters
Quote by Kiki28
Granted but no one can see or open it cause it's in Chinese

I wished I could sneak off somewhere NOW

you get it but it's with me

i wish i could go to cameron tomorrow night for the big game!

9 Feb 2011

Granted - but you are sacrificed at half time and no longer able to post on Lush forums.

I wish that lusciouslola would send me a Valentine expressing her undying love for me

9 Feb 2011

Granted, But You Receive It On April 1

I Wish I Could Go One Day Without Thinking About Sex Just To Give That Part Of My Brain A Rest?