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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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Granted, unfortunately your "love" is a St. Bernard.

I wish I could communicate with Kiki by mental telepathy.
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Granted, but you know he loves it when I do that!

I wish for my car to stay clean.


You dirty girl, you know I like the rough stuff. silly

Granted, Hap, but you can only do so in Morse Code. The incessant beeping in both of your heads annoys the crap out of both of you.

I wish that Hap had a hot air balloon of his very own.
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Granted but it's the size of a regular balloon filled with your hot air.. hahaha i'm sorry :P

I wish I could spend time with my lushie.
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granted but after you spend time with them, they leave you for a year.

I wish men could understand me.
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Granted, but when they do they don't like you and refuse to associate with you.

I wish I could drop FTP out of my hot air balloon without being arrested for pickle abuse.
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granted but you do get arrested for being naked while you do it.

I wish I could have bigger tits and a smaller ass.
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granted but you do get arrested for being naked while you do it.

I wish I could have bigger tits and a smaller ass.


Your tits and ass are perfect the way they are, don't change anything..
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granted but you do get arrested for being naked while you do it.

I wish I could have bigger tits and a smaller ass.


Hmm, I can't help with the first one, but as for the smaller ass, here you go.
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granted but you do get arrested for being naked while you do it.

I wish I could have bigger tits and a smaller ass.


[Getting back to the game, while I agree with roughrider that your tits are perfect actually you could use a bigger ass, not smaller one -- but playing along:]

Granted, but your tits get so big that you walk bent over and eventually have to go for a breast reduction operation, and your ass is so small you no longer can sit comfortably in any chair unless it has several feet of padding.

I wish I could sing like a canary.
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Granted only cuz you're turned into a canary.

I wish I wasn't so darn broke!
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Granted only cuz you're turned into a canary.

I wish I wasn't so darn broke!


Granted. You find $10. Now you're not as darn broke.

I wish I didn't have to work today.
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Granted -- You're FIRED!

I wish every time Mimi tried to follow me in a forum post she couldn't control her fingers and would just type gibberish [wait, what's that you say, how can we tell the difference? -- harsh, way harsh]
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Granted, but you understand what I'm typing.

I wish my migraine would go away.
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[Hey everyone - did you see my last wish actually came true as you can see from Mimi''s post! Wow, finally.]

Granted - but it just went on a short vacation, and returned a few hours later much worse than before! sorry

I wish that Ginger would give me a manicure, bake me a cherry pie, and then beg me to have sex with her.
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[Hey everyone - did you see my last wish actually came true as you can see from Mimi''s post! Wow, finally.]

Granted - but it just went on a short vacation, and returned a few hours later much worse than before! sorry

I wish that Ginger would give me a manicure, bake me a cherry pie, and then beg me to have sex with her.


I believe that I granted one of your wishes before!

Granted Ginger gives you a manicure, complete with the long fake nails, hot pink polish and the glitzy rhinestones on them. She baked you a cherry pie, but your wife found out and put a curse on you. You are now only allowed to have sex with cherry pies. Now when Ginger calls you up moaning and telling you how wet her pussy is for you all you can do is go to the bakery for another pie.

I wish I could have long nails again.
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Granted but they grow so long and are so hard that you can't type anymore and constantly scratch yourself

I wish for the good old times...
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Granted -- however they turn out not to be as "good" as you remembered, and they ruin you for the better times to come!

I wish Kiki would walk on my back while she is naked.
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Granted, but you end up with a broken back since your bones are too fragile.

I wish people would learn how to play these games properly.
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Granted, but those that don't play them properly hack your computer and make it impossible for you ever to play them again.

I wish I could find a pussy as furry as my tiger
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Granted, but you forget how to play these games.

I wish i could fill out my stable.
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Granted, but those that don't play them properly hack your computer and make it impossible for you ever to play them again.

I wish I could find a pussy as furry as my tiger


Granted, you have found a pussy even hairier than your wildest fantasies. You found when you discovered her when you tripped over her dead body at a wedding reception.
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Though Lola forgot to post a wish, I know what it really is -- "I wish I could shower Hap with Kisses"

Granted - however it is in a shower with Hap and he is interested in a lot more than kisses!

I wish I could always post after Lola, Kiki or Ginger
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granted but they never give you good stuff to comment after

I wish i could always know when someone was sexy before i accept them
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Granted - but unfortunately your concept of sexiness gets totally mixed up so you accept only really dull, non-sexual people as friends and spurn all the really interesting hot people.

I would love to put some soft ice cream up to my lips
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Granted, but it melts qucikly and you end up with an "ice cream goatee".

I wish it would snow again.
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Granted, but it melts qucikly and you end up with an "ice cream goatee".

I wish it would snow again.


Granted it snow, and snows, and snows for the next 39 days.

I wish to have a self-cleaning house.
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granted but now the house doesn't need you anymore and locks you out.


i wish warm weather would hurry back.
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Your friend Mr. Warm Weather does hurry back to your living quarters, but he turns out to be a thief and steals your computer so that you no longer can post on Lush. So Sad!

I wish Ginger would join Lola and visit me, and between the two of them make my every fantasy come true.
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Granted - however by the time they get around to it you are so old your idea of a "fantasy" has changed, and they just sit and watch old reruns of Fantasy Island with you.

I wish people on Lush would insult Hap daily - he needs to be put in his place.
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granted but they also insult you

I wish that I could have a good sucker to suck my pussy all day