Granted, But He/She Sucked So Hard Now Your Lips Now Hang Down To The Floor
I Wish All My Favorite Lushies Cum Visit Me This Summer For A Special Pool Party
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Be Careful What You Wish For.........
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Granted. However... You forget where they are.
I wish my grandmothers were both still alive.
I wish my grandmothers were both still alive.
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Granted, but they both constantly criticize you for being on Lush, driving you away to the chagrin of all your Lush friends.
I wish I could have an orgasm just by looking at a beautiful woman.
Granted...but you live in Hef's Mansion...and you now weigh 90 lbs...totally drained.
I wish my multi-orgasms didn't take hours in-between....lucky women!!!!
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Granted.... but the other months suck all the fun out of spring.
I wish for a bigger cock.
Granted...
I wish this stupid cold would go away.
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Granted -- but instead of travelling overseas you invest it with Bernie Madoff and lose it all. Sorry, you should have known he was in jail for fraud!
I Wish I was invisible so that I could sneak up on the beautiful women of Lush and they wouldn't know I was coming (or cuming, whatever).
Granted, but on your first sneak attack you slip, fall, break your leg, and no one is able to see you to help you.
I wish to feel very confident for my day tomorrow.
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Granted - but you come off as overconfident, way too cocky, flunk your oral exam and get kicked out of the only University in South Africa you wanted to attend.
I wish Lola would move to America and look me up.
Granted, I moved to America and looked and looked. No hap to be found. Hmm maybe he meant North America.
I wish to listen to a bed time story.
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Granted, the guys are here to help you with that sunblock....
I wish the snow that was coming down would stick.
I wish the snow that was coming down would stick.
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Granted, But It Is Cloudy Every Night And We Never Get To See Them
Wish I Would Win The Lottery And Be Able To Travel To See All My Favorite Lushies
Wish I Would Win The Lottery And Be Able To Travel To See All My Favorite Lushies
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Granted, but every time you wish that you weren't dizzy.
I wish that someone would cook supper for me tonight.
I wish that someone would cook supper for me tonight.
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Granted but the food was overcooked so you couldn't eat it.
I with I had a littmans stethoscope...
I with I had a littmans stethoscope...
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Granted, But Then They Ate It All
Granted, But All You Can Here Is Local Top 40 Radio Station
I Wish All My Wishes Would Come True
Granted, But All You Can Here Is Local Top 40 Radio Station
I Wish All My Wishes Would Come True
Granted, but when Dr. Littman caught you with his "tool" you were fired!
[It appears that Mimi beat Nikki to Lola, and Nikki beat me to Lola and Mimi; the above response was for Mimi; the following is for Nikki]
Granted, but since you just had an accident all you are capable of wishing is to go to the bathroom by yourself! Sorry! [Was this way too harsh?]
I wish LusciousLola was not so damn clever
[It appears that Mimi beat Nikki to Lola, and Nikki beat me to Lola and Mimi; the above response was for Mimi; the following is for Nikki]
Granted, but since you just had an accident all you are capable of wishing is to go to the bathroom by yourself! Sorry! [Was this way too harsh?]
I wish LusciousLola was not so damn clever
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Granted, but now that's she's not so clever she makes up for it with her looks & you want her even more.
I wish it wasn't so hot outside!
I wish it wasn't so hot outside!
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Granted, it is now hot inside.
I wish I had some onions for on my sandwich.
I wish I had some onions for on my sandwich.