Granted, but you're unable to get on Lush cuz it's a blocked site wherever you are.
I wish my prince/princess would find me soon.
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Granted, but they only send you out for sandwiches and coffee.
I wish I had some cookies.
I wish I had some cookies.
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Granted, but you're allergic to them.
I wish, I was done with these learning modules!!!
I wish, I was done with these learning modules!!!
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Granted, but you're allergic to them.
I wish, I was done with these learning modules!!!
Granted, but you failed them all.
Wish I could stop sneezing.
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Granted but then your noise keeps tickling like and all the looking in the lights etc won't work and you wished you could sneeze again!
I wished chocolate wasn't fattening!
Granted chocolate is no longer fattening, but it no longer tastes good either.
I wish this cold wind would stop blowing.
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Granted, but everything else stips "blowing" as well... 
I wish I could go to a movie.
I wish I could go to a movie.
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Granted, but everything else stips "blowing" as well...
I wish I could go to a movie.
Granted but person sitting in front of you hypnotizes you. You now think you are a chicken, and start pecking at the popcorn in people's laps. A big burly guy is furious that your face is in his girlfriends lap. He drags you out to the lobby and kicks the shit out of you.
I wish for a big piece of lemon cake with fresh raspberry filling.
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Granted but I come over and eat it all.
I wish for a nice night with my girls.
I wish for a nice night with my girls.
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Granted but I come over and eat it all.
I wish for a nice night with my girls.
Granted but you sleep through it.
I wish I hadn't been hypnotized into thinking I was a chicken.
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Granted, but its so much better than you're sad when it ends.
I wish for the love of my life to come take me away with them and we live happily ever after.
I wish for the love of my life to come take me away with them and we live happily ever after.
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Granted, but then...you wake up.
I wish gas was cheaper.
I wish gas was cheaper.
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Granted, now your shed is stolen instead.
I wish for whirled peas.
I wish for whirled peas.
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Quote by likely_lad
granted but your misheard and are given world peace instead
i wish i had a parrot that can say "matt im pregnant" just on the off chance that when my house mate's mum ( mum of matt) comes over she'll hear it
Granted, but the parrot says it in Cantonese.
I wish for a fun fantasy weekend.
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Quote by girllicker
granted but it isn't your fantasy, it's mine and we spend the whole weekend in bed
wish i could take time off at work
Sounds like a win-win situation to me!
Granted you have time off at work, but while you are gone your partner decides to change the business to a pipe cleaner factory.
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LL you forgot your wish
I wish for a tiramisiu cheesecake from the cheesecake factory
I wish for a tiramisiu cheesecake from the cheesecake factory
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Granted, however they mix up yours with somebody else's and it has sardines on top.RrT2AECPOl7wxCqg
I wish I had some asprin!
I wish I had some asprin!
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Granted, but it's expired and doesn't work.
I wish I could fly.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but it's gone tepid.
I wish I could travel back in time.
I wish I could travel back in time.
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Wish granted; but this day, due to some weird circumstances, lasts just 1 hour.
I wish my feet would stop hurting.
Granted, but you have to go to Honduras to have me massage them.
I wish for a nice glass of wine with a new friend.