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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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I would freeze the day he fell in love with me in time and erase all others from his mind.
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I wish for a nice glass of wine with a new friend.

Okay, I'll pour you a glass of Shiraz

I wish beach weather was here, now!

Granted but a plague of Sand fleas has taken over your beach so you can't go!

I wish I wouldn't think so much and have my normal sleeping rythm back!!
Nikki703
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Granted, But I Keep Waking You Up To Cuddle So You Dont Sleep Anyway

I Wish My Life Was Perfect For Just One Day
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Granted but perfect means spending it with me!!

I wish banks were open 24/7 instead of this stiff Middle Aged / Prehistoric hrs!!
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granted

i wanna set up naked massage for all the girls...
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Granted but the girls massage each other and lock you out of the room.


I wish things in Forum were back to normal.
BicycleBum
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Granted, unfortunately this is normal.

Wish I had another 3-day weekend coming up.
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Granted, unfortunately this is normal.

Wish I had another 3-day weekend coming up.


Granted, but you have contracted a tuberculosis and have to be quarantined.

I wish for someone to make me soup.
Catnip
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Granted, but the old lady seem to have misplaced her teeth. Be careful when eating it.

I wish for cookies in bed.
LusciousLola
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Granted, but you discover after you have dunked one in your tea and swallowed it nearly whole, that it was made with soap.

I wish for more motivation today.
lafayettemister
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Granted, but the only motivation you get is to stay in bed and cum over and over again.

I wish have the power of invisibility.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Sw33tAng3l
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Granted, but you'd never be visible again.

I wish I can eat all the ice cream I want and not gain weight.
BicycleBum
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Granted, but you lose the sense of taste.

Wish I had a new bicycle.
Sw33tAng3l
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Granted, but it's pink with pretty streamers and a bell

I wish for a tiramisiu
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Granted, but you lose the sense of taste.

Wish I had a new bicycle.


Granted but is has side wheels so you won't fall

Granted Mimi but it is five months old

I wish for a long good massage
BicycleBum
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Granted. Brunhilda "Bonecrusher" Svensen will be right in...

I wish my new bike didn't have training wheels or pink streamers...
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Granted but is it is attached to another bike ;)

I wish for a massage with soft hands
LusciousLola
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Granted, but you have to open that B&B before I give you one.

I wish to have a nice long cozy cuddle.
lafayettemister
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Granted but it's with a porcupine.

I wish for long nights of hot sex.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Sw33tAng3l
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Granted but its with your hand.

I wish for a hot night with my girl.
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granted but she turns out to be a guy

i wish i had the key to the massage room
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Granted, but you find its full of the Village People, oh they are impressed with that ass

I wish for an endless bowl of chocolate icecream
LusciousLola
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Granted, but the bowl is 30' tall. By the time you have found a tall enough ladder to reach the coveted ice cream it is a melty mess with all sorts of flies and bees in it. Enjoy!

I wish for an extra hour this morning.
Sw33tAng3l
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Granted, but its an extra hour with me.

I wish for happiness all the time.
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Granted Mimi, that means you have to stay on Lush 24/7, so while happy you are bleary eyed and get fired from work.

[Hey Lola, I grant your wish too, but instead of the hour with Mimi -- which likely would be enjoyable -- it is with me, your nemisis. So sorry]
BicycleBum
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Granted. Now you are so incredibly, unbelievably, indescribably, mind bendingly happy ALL OF THE TIME!!!! Yeee hee heee heee!




I wish for sanity.
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Granted BB but since you didn't make a wish you will just have an all around bad day

I wish Calgon could actually take me away for a coule of days.
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Granted, but it takes you here...



I wish for it not to rain this weekend.
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Granted but there is a freak Blizzard

I wish I could take a 2 week paid vacation
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Granted. It's two weeks and you paid for it.

I wish I knew where that squeaking sound is coming from.