Be Careful What You Wish For.........

9 Mar 2011

Granted - but no one likes a smart ass, so you are banned from Lush forever.

I wish a tiger could change its stripes.

10 Mar 2011

Granted, but really putting a spotted sweater on a tiger is just ridiculous and likely to piss it off.

I wish to be feasted upon by two sexy men and two fabulous women, until I am a quivering bowl of jello.

10 Mar 2011

Granted Lola - but they are cannibals! All of us at Lush are really going to miss you LL; plus we don't know what to do with your jello remains. So sorry.

I wish Lola would be reincarnated -- as my 21 year old South African sex slave

10 Mar 2011

Granted but she comes back as a man

I wish I was one of those women ravishing Lola's body

10 Mar 2011

Granted Tami - but that makes you a cannibal; so you are put in solitary confinement for the rest of your life with your hands tied behind your back -- no more sex, of any type, ever -- so sorry!

I wish that Tami, LusciousLola, and Ginger would each send me a Personal Message telling me how my sparkling personality has enriched their lives!

10 Mar 2011

Granted, but your sparkling personality was so bright it blinded them and their messages never got sent.

I wish for a hug.

10 Mar 2011

Granted but it is a bear hug from a real bear. We will miss you.

I wish to wake up in the arms of a beauyiful woman.

10 Mar 2011

Granted, but its my arms you wake up in.

I wish for someone to come take care of me and tell me they love me forever.

10 Mar 2011

Granted - my tiger does that - unfortunately her way of showing love is a little hard for most humans to take, so "forever" only lasts a few minutes for you. We'll miss you Sw33tAng31

I wish I had another tiger

10 Mar 2011

Granted, but it thinks you're dinner, very tasty dinner

I wish for a reason to have a wicked smile on my face a1089

10 Mar 2011

Quote by Wildcat
Granted, but it thinks you're dinner, very tasty dinner

I wish for a reason to have a wicked smile on my face

Granted, you have just turned into the cat that ate the canary.

I wish for beautiful new furniture.

10 Mar 2011

Granted - LL your new furniture is spectacular - unfortunately it is made of old growth rare woods harvested illegally, so it is confiscated by the government and you are sent to jail -- so sorry.

I wish LusciousLola would reward me properly when I get her out of jail for buying illegal rare wood furniture.

10 Mar 2011

Quote by imhapless
Granted - LL your new furniture is spectacular - unfortunately it is made of old growth rare woods harvested illegally, so it is confiscated by the government and you are sent to jail -- so sorry.

I wish LusciousLola would reward me properly when I get her out of jail for buying illegal rare wood furniture.

Granted, but your proper reward is to apologize for saying that I would ever buy furniture that was made with illegally harvested wood.

I wish that I was walking on the beach with a friend.

10 Mar 2011

Granted but the beach if full over extremely overweight and hairy and bald men, with hard ons.

I wish that I could get away for a nice weekend getaway, maybe somewhere north of the Mason/Dixon line.

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates

10 Mar 2011

Granted - it is the Arctic circle in Alaska (that's north of the Mason/Dixon line, isn't it?) and you freeze your penis off! So sorry LM.

I wish that LusciousLola would massage my feet while telling me how wonderful I am.

10 Mar 2011

Granted, but then you wake up and find out its just a dream.

I wish for cupcakes.

10 Mar 2011

Granted! However... they are worm flavor. (sorry!)

Wish I had some chocolate.

10 Mar 2011

granted but its white

wish i had someone to massage me

10 Mar 2011

Granted - but it feels so good you lose all desire to do anything else except sigh -- and you get fired. So sorry.

I wish I was invisible so that I could sneak up on Ginger while she in the shower and she wouldn't know if.

10 Mar 2011

Granted but while watching her you get so excited, you pass out breaking your neck in the fall. Now you are paralyzed, can't move or even get an erection. So Very Sorry

I wish Nikki would finally have that 10 girl orgy and invite me.

11 Mar 2011

Granted, she invites you , but she just wants you to be the waitress, they get soooooo thirsty, you're run off your feet all night and you're not allowed to join them. a1089

I wish for a relaxing foot massage

11 Mar 2011

Granted ... but its given by a serial killer who loves to rub his victims feet before cutting their heads off ... you will be missed.

I wish this cough would go away.

11 Mar 2011

Granted - your cough goes away, but is replaced by constant wheezing, resulting in no one wanting to associate with you. So sorry.

I wish that Tami would say something nice about me in her next post.

11 Mar 2011

Granted but her next post is telling a lie about person above so whatever she says nice would be a lie.

I wish I could get over this flu bug.

11 Mar 2011

Granted ... however the only reason that the flu bug went away was because you got cancer and the meds killed it.

I wish this day would go by a little quicker...

11 Mar 2011

Granted, this day goes by at the rate of 59 seconds per minute. Enjoy clown

I wish for a new pair of running shoes.

11 Mar 2011

Granted but the new shoes are so slick You can't stop in time, slide under a train cutting off a foot and can run no more

I wish I could go back in time a month on lush

12 Mar 2011

Granted, but when you land back a month you can't remember why you wanted to go back in the first place, you live that month the same way as before a1089

I wish for inspiration

14 Mar 2011

Granted - you are INSPIRED to dive off a mountain in a hang glider, only the winds change and smash you into the mountain, leaving you unable to have an orgasm for the rest of your life. So sorry.

I wish I could ride airplanes for free the rest of my life

14 Mar 2011

granted but your first free flight slams into a mountain and that id the rest of your life.

I wish there was a week full of saturdays so I could party my ass off.