Be Careful What You Wish For.........

14 Mar 2011

Granted - but since you no longer has an ass, no one wants anything to do with you because you're so gross. So sorry.

I wish I could soar like an eagle.

14 Mar 2011

Granted ... but you get shot down by a hunter and cooked for dinner .. we will mourn your loss for a moment now.

I wish it was not so damn cold outside

14 Mar 2011

Granted - but now it's cold inside instead and you freeze so badly you are now know as itssofrozen. So Sorry.

I wish I had no credit limit on my credit card.

14 Mar 2011

Granted you have no limit on your credit card but nobody takes that card anymore.

I wish for a sexy someone to go on a vacation with.

14 Mar 2011

Granted - but though sexy, he is also wanted by Interpol, and the two of you are detained in a Croatian jail for a week before they finally let you go (he stays). So sorry.

I wish I won the Lush award for "best forum post ever"!

15 Mar 2011

Granted you win the award, but you're later found to be a plagiarist, oh the shame!

I wish for this week to be hassle free a1089

15 Mar 2011

Granted but it's because you hit your head and in a coma for the week but no hassles

I'm so horny, I wish I had a sexy girl in my bed right now.

15 Mar 2011

Granted, but she's straight

I wish I didn't have to go to work this evening

15 Mar 2011

Granted, but only if you save the world tomorrow.

I wish I had some snow

15 Mar 2011

Granted but it is a huge blizzard that covers your hose to the roof and you are stuck inside for a month.

I wish for the sun and summer

15 Mar 2011

Quote by kinkygirl
Granted but it is a huge blizzard that covers your hose to the roof and you are stuck inside for a month.

I wish for the sun and summer

Granted, now the sun never goes down and you can't sleep with all the blinding light.

I wish that I could buy that house that I am in love with.

15 Mar 2011

granted but it has to be shared

I wish I had a spade to dig myself out of my blizzard blocked house

15 Mar 2011

Granted, start digging, you have the Ace of Spades, could take a while

I wish I hadn't smoked last night a1089

16 Mar 2011

Granted - but instead you got wasted, fell in a pool of acid, and disappeared -- so sorry, just when I was really beginning to really like you!

16 Mar 2011

how can i grant wishes you don't make scarecrow.

i wish it was saturday already

16 Mar 2011

Granted it's Saturday, but........you are stuck doing highway clean-up, in the rain. Watch out for lightening.

I wish for the pain in my arm to go away permanently.

17 Mar 2011

Granted - your arm is cut off, no more pain. But so sorry you can't operate a dildo with it any more.

I wish that I would never forget to ask a wish to be granted again, and that slutpuppy would forget so that I can make fun of her [I would go Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha]

17 Mar 2011

Granted you never forget, it's on your mind 24/7 it consumes you and you go mad. a1089

I wish those nasty acid burns would heal

17 Mar 2011

Quote by Wildcat
Granted you never forget, it's on your mind 24/7 it consumes you and you go mad.

I wish those nasty acid burns would heal

Granted....but when the sun light hits them just right they say..."JASON DO ME"

I wish I could type faster one handed.

17 Mar 2011

Quote by Jason9035
Quote by Wildcat
Granted you never forget, it's on your mind 24/7 it consumes you and you go mad.

I wish those nasty acid burns would heal

Granted....but when the sun light hits them just right they say..."JASON DO ME"

I wish I could type faster one handed.

Granted, you now have 10 fingers on one hand.

I wish that I was getting my hair done today.

17 Mar 2011

Quote by Jason9035
Quote by Wildcat
Granted you never forget, it's on your mind 24/7 it consumes you and you go mad.

I wish those nasty acid burns would heal

Granted....but when the sun light hits them just right they say..."JASON DO ME"

I wish I could type faster one handed.

Granted but your other hand will mimic your typing hand and you wish you didn't type so fast!

Lola Granted but the give you a 80-ties hairstyle with a perm

I wish I wouldn't cough like a seal no more!!

17 Mar 2011

Granted you stop barking like a seal Kiki, but you have developed an awful fishy taste in it's place, folks are staring a1089

I wish the guy who just poked me would materialize ... now! L35

17 Mar 2011

Granted but something went wrong and he materialized as an 85 year old with a cain

I wish England would be 1 hr by car instead of plane..

17 Mar 2011

Granted but something went wrong and he materialized as an 85 year old with a cain

I wish England would be 1 hr by car instead of plane..

17 Mar 2011

Granted, but it is by flying car, so it doesn't help - especially when your flying car crashes in the English Channel -- so sorry.

I wish I could give Kiki a whole body massage

17 Mar 2011

Granted, but you pick up the wrong bottle, instead of massage oil, it's glue, your hands are stuck to her butt...........and she's not happy a1089

I wish to discover some new blues music

17 Mar 2011

I wish hap didn't make it so easy for me.

Edit:

Granted you discover new blues music, but it is bad, so very bad. It drives you to jump off a cliff, thankfully taking the music with you.

17 Mar 2011

Granted but Hap finally starts getting the better of you

I wish I were with my favorite lushie right now

21 Mar 2011

Granted, but you can't control your fangs, they take on a life of their own, they rip your lushie to shreds, you get charged with murder and go directly to jail, do not pass go!

I wish I was on a king size bed with a 14 inch comforter, mmmmmm

21 Mar 2011

the bed breaks down , the comforter is with you but you cannot use it .. just stays as a company

i wish mondays can be included in weekend as well !! drunken