granted but now saturdays are no longer part of the weekend and tuesday is now your monday
i wish i didn't have to woork today.
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Granted, but then you are required to work 16 hours each day for the rest of the week.
I wish life wasn't as full of complications at it is.
I wish life wasn't as full of complications at it is.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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Granted, but now life is so utterly predictable and boring you want to kill yourself.
I wish I was my supervisors boss and could make her life a living hell.
I wish I was my supervisors boss and could make her life a living hell.
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." Thank goodness!
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Quote by sweetconcubine
Granted, but now life is so utterly predictable and boring you want to kill yourself.
I wish I was my supervisors boss and could make her life a living hell.
Granted, but once you have reduced her to a pool of tears you suddenly realize that acting vengefully doesn't make you feel good about yourself at all. Do unto others.
I wish to rearrange the the position of the states.
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Granted, But When They Get Rearranged, Your State Is Given To Canada In Exchange For 3 Cases Of Beer, A Moose, 2 Hockey Sticks And A Celine Dion CD.
I Wish I Could Attend A Sex Toy Party With All My Lush Friends
I Wish I Could Attend A Sex Toy Party With All My Lush Friends
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Granted but all the toys are pocket pussies. Not a dildo or vibe to be found.
I wish never to feel guilty again.
I wish never to feel guilty again.
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." Thank goodness!
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Quote by sweetconcubine
Granted but all the toys are pocket pussies. Not a dildo or vibe to be found.
I wish never to feel guilty again.
HAHA, We Still Have Fingers And Tongues!!!
Granted, But Then You Become Indifferent To Everything You Once Enjoyed
I Wish I Was 3" Taller
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Granted by you are now 3 feet wider too.
I wish I could fall asleep.
I wish I could fall asleep.
If you can't fuck yourself ... who can you fuck?
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Granted, but you have no ears so you can't wear them because they just fall off.
I wish I had the power of invisibility.
I wish I had the power of invisibility.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Quote by Kiki28
Granted but everytime you would see a hot girl you'd go invisible and you get very lonely...
I wish the sound of snoring wouldn't keep me awake right now..aargh!!
Granted....but the sound of snoring is replaced by farting...which doesn't sound nearly as bad as it....
I wish I was a necklace that fit nicely in cleavage!
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wish granted but.... you have so many helpers, they get in each others way trying to please you, the plans for the shed get mislaid, it's finished, there is no door and they built it around you, your beautiful shed is your tomb.
I wish I hadn't broken the photocopier
Granted...but next time...don't try laying your entire naked body on it...just a copy of the naughty bits please.
I wish it was nice enought to ride!!
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Granted....but the only place needing your services are at a retirement home....prepare yourself for a bad back as most work is near the floor.
I wish my girlfriend had a larger cup size.
I wish my girlfriend had a larger cup size.
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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granted ....but the biggwer her tittys grew the smaller ur dick grew . then she dumped you .
like most guys . i wish my cock was bigger
like most guys . i wish my cock was bigger
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I wish my bf was a little larger.
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I haven`t had sex with a woman but watched some lesbian videos and think I might not do as bad as I thought.
anyway I wish to stay young looking till my 70's
anyway I wish to stay young looking till my 70's
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Granted, unfortunately, you are now looking 1 years old, can't talk, crap your diaper, and drink from a bottle.
I wish I was the only guy on Lushstories.
I wish I was the only guy on Lushstories.
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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Granted you are now the only guy on Lush, sadly for you all the women are furious with you for wishing all the men away, and will not talk to you at all.
I wish that I could crawl through the phone line.
I wish that I could crawl through the phone line.