Be Careful What You Wish For.........

30 Mar 2011

Wish I would be forcibly taken sexually.

30 Mar 2011

---Sorry, Mary - you didn't grant Kinky's wish so now I'm forced (honored?) to grant her's first then yours.

Granted Kinky, but you're both in fat suits and sense and feel almost nothing except your own sweat and the smell from the guys with skin disorders and B. O. who wore the suits before you. So sorry for both you and Lola.

Granted Mary - however since you want to be forcibly taken, you're not really being forcibly taken, and this Catch-22 plays out in your mind over and over until finally your brain overheats and you become a vegetable. So very sorry.

I wish I could come up with a wish that none of Lola, Kinky, slutpuppy, Kiki, lyon, steamin, or naughty, could have a smart ass response to.

30 Mar 2011

Grante but your wish was for them to drop dead and they do, now you have noone to talk to.=====So Sorry Ladies

I wish I was in Hawaii

30 Mar 2011

Granted - unfortunately you are on the active volcano on the Big Island, and burn to a crisp. So sorry.

I wish bubbles would take the rose out of her mouth and put one of my body parts there instead.

31 Mar 2011

Granted my dear, she takes your bottom lip into her luscious mouth, she gets so excited by your pulse she bites you with those fangs, now you can't take a drink without a dribble at either side a1089

I wish I could leave work early tonight and have an extra long weekend

31 Mar 2011

Granted - you leave work early because your fired for being on Lush too much while at work, and wearing your habit all the time, so now your weekend can be as long as you want! So sorry!

I wish Wildcat would prove to me why she deserves the name "Wildcat"

31 Mar 2011

Granted but like a real Wildcat she rips you to shreads

I wishI could finally get my car restored

31 Mar 2011

granted and the tires blow up

I wish just for a kiss from you without mishap.

31 Mar 2011

Granted but that kiss is so fantastic you are left yearning for the thousands more that you will never have. Sorry.

I wish that I could see my future.

31 Mar 2011

granted but that future actually ends next week. you will be missed.

i wish i could throw a party for all my lush friends to get together

31 Mar 2011

Granted dear puppy, the preparation is awesome. lots of gorgeous friends, toys, and tasty libations, all your friends get together, but you put the wrong address on the invite. They're all having a ball.....across town without you

I wish I was on top and in control a1089

31 Mar 2011

Granted but you wake up to find it was all a dream.

I wish it was me she was dreaming of

31 Mar 2011

Granted - but it was a nightmare in which you were chasing her with a 30 inch long beer can thick dildo, and she woke up screaming and will never communicate with you again! So sorry!

I wish bubbles and slutpuppy would fight over me!

31 Mar 2011

Quote by imhapless
I wish bubbles and slutpuppy would fight over me!

Granted...but its a "clit rubbing" fight...and you are tied up and can't participate.

I wish I could give rides to my Lusher's.

31 Mar 2011

Granted - you pass out bus tokens to them, but they don't appreciate it and refuse to return any PMs you send. So sorry.

I wish every day lyon, steamin, wildcat and bubbles would send me a PM telling me how great I am.

31 Mar 2011

Granted, dear one, we're slaves to your desire, we excite you .....entice you...oh hap..oh...oh..you're so......we race to be the first deliverer our desires for you.....more demanding everyday.....but we smile a collective smile.......we're shameless barefaced liars Liar

I wish at this moment for nothing a1089

1 Apr 2011

Quote by Wildcat
I wish at this moment for nothing

Granted...ding dong..."who's there?"...Nothing!

I wish for an orgasm filled weekend.

1 Apr 2011

granted but you get blisters on your hand and cock, they get infected, you get gangrene and doctors have to amputate both.

i wish for the weekend off and a weekend of sun and surf

1 Apr 2011

Granted! You get the weekend off -- the pill or any other birth control -- and your weekend of sand and surf is fun, but you end up pregnant with triplets, changing your lifestyle forever, so you no longer have time for Lush. So sorry

I wish slutpuppy would have a wish featuring me!

1 Apr 2011

Granted my dear, she has a wish featuring you, she wished earlier that she could see her future, she sees herself and bubbles are getting married, she turns to you and says I'm so happy I've found you, my long lost daddy, to give me away.

I wish I had saved a draft of my story before allowing distraction a1089

1 Apr 2011

Granted - however after you saved it your draft was hacked on your computer, was changed to include much plagiarized material, and submitted to Lush - which not only got you banned from Lush, but got you sued by several large multinational corporations, bankrupting you. We'll really miss you - so very sorry!

Now that Wildcat has been banned I wish that she will would give me the personal attention I deserve.

1 Apr 2011

Granted but the attention you deserve is to be tied up and tortured after she found out you were the one who hacked her story.

I wish for a night of hot raunchy sex

1 Apr 2011

Granted but on the way your car breaks down

I wish to be spanked over a girls knee

1 Apr 2011

Granted - but while it's over a girl's knee the spanking is done by a gorilla with a paddle (like Hap's) and you can't sit down for weeks!

I wish someone would tell me about the birds and the bees in terms I can understand.

1 Apr 2011

Granted but it is my version of the birds and the bees and it will be unlike anything your Dad told you

I wish to be ravished by a beautiful woman right now

1 Apr 2011

Granted - but they can only stop for 2 minutes

I wish i could i watch a naked all girl string quartet

1 Apr 2011

Granted - but you too are naked, tied up within reach of their bows, and every time they play a note their bows poke you, bruising you all over - Ouch! So sorry!

I wish that I could soar like an eagle and while soaring I could see through any woman's clothing I wanted to.

1 Apr 2011

Granted but you smash into a tree ( no injuries i hope )

I wish to be taken by a gorgeous girl for a naughty weekend in Paris

1 Apr 2011

Granted but the girl is really a guy only out for a naughty couple of hours

I wish to be made loved to slowly and easy all night long lol

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

2 Apr 2011

Granted - but it is so slow and easy that you get bored, fall asleep, and never come close to a climax.

I wish I could turn Hap into a pumpkin!