Haps dear, focus please ..I dont know what to grant you lol
Anyhoo ..I wish I have a full english breakfast this morning, my mother's style ..yummy
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
[looks like I was successful in totally confusing etairay]
Granted -- but your mother had changed her style since you last had one of her breakfasts. What she now wants to serve you is two tube steaks -- connected to guys! So Sorry, not much protein there!
I wish that everyone would join me in teasing kinky until she cries "Hap, you're my hero"!
Granted but you get run over by a golf cart on the 1st hole
I wish i had not eaten all that rock candy today
Granted - but instead you sucked the rocks of a guy with leprosy! Gross! So sorry!
I wish that sisters really had sisters, and they were wildcat and slutpuppy, and they all wanted a foursome with Hap.
Granted you are having the foursome of your dreams. These ladies are fulfilling all of your desires, doing things to you that you had never dreamed of before, and you can't believe just how lucky you are. Until..........you wake up and realize that the tongue that was so far up your ass, making you writhe with pleasure, was a camera. You just had your colonoscopy.
I wish for my biggest fantasy to come true.
i wish I didnt have to wish
I guess I have to grant two wishes!
Lola - granted - your biggest fantasy has come true. Hap has agreed to have sex with you. Just send your address, phone number, bank account number, and social security number to me and I'll make the arrangements (do they have social security numbers in S. Africa?). I'm so happy for you.
Lieveka - granted - you are banned from Lush so you no longer have to wish for anything. So sorry.
I wish that my favorite musical group would perform live for my next birthday!
wish granted...but you're not invited to your own party.
I wish for this assignment to be done
Granted - but because you did so well you are now assigned the task of memorizing "An Intellectual History of Psychology", which you find to be extremely disorganized and unnecessarily verbose, highly selective, a very biased treatment of topics, and almost deliberately obscure. This task almost drives you insane, causing you to abandon your studies. Worse yet, you now have to be treated by actual psychologists for the next 10 years. So sorry.
I wish I could will any woman I wanted to to flash her breasts at me.
Granted but you werent looking lol
I wish I could up and go home now lol
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
Granted - your co-workers are happy to see you leave because you have contacted a highly contagious disease that causes all the tissue from your tits to migrate to your knees! So sorry!
I wish I could really see if Wildcat has a wrinkled ass, and not just take her word for it.
granted but it is so smooth and sexy, driving you wild with lust but she won't let you touch so you swear off sex forever.
I wish for a slow day at work tooday
Granted - it is so slow that you fall asleep, causing your co-workers to give you a hot foot. As you jump up screaming you run into a wall and knock yourself out, to awaken with your head shaved. So sorry.
I wish that slutpuppy would jump out of a cake, naked, for my birthday!
Granted - but on the white flag it says "Who wants sex with Hap" and all of the ladies of Lush rush Hap. You get knocked over, slkutpuppy bites you in the ass, and your face gets trampled, requiring a trip to the hospital while Hap enjoys the lushness of Lushies. So sorry - you should have been nicer to Hap!
I wish that Mildcat/Wildcat, slutpuppy, Lola, kinky, bubbles, Nikki, Kiki, and sisters would precede me everywhere I walk and throw rose petals in my path.
Granted - but you slip and break a leg, your in plaster for six months and everyone forgets who you are by the time you come back (ouch ! sorry )
I wish that i could stop teasing Hap
Granted - but that causes Hap to think you no longer care about him, putting him into a spiraling depression and landing him in an institution -- and when you go to visit Hap there you are overcome with grief and guilt, causing you to end up in the same institution - and you and Hap live unhappily ever after! So sorry!
I wish I had a plastic blowup doll that was an anatomically correct version of sisters
Granted, it is a perfect replica of her. But this doll has one special surprise for you. After you fuck the replica of her pussy and unload into it, your cum activates the special glue inside it. You are now stuck to your sisters doll and need to go to the er, where none of the staff can hide their fits of laughter over your predicament.
I wish for a nice southern breeze to blow in through my window.
Granted Lola - but the nice southern breeze brings an unusual material with it that causes your vagina walls to swell up virtually precluding any penetration of your vagina by any means until it wears off in 3 months, 4 days, and 12 hours. So sorry.
I wish Lola would write a poem in which I was the hero!
[OK, I will - wait, I can't say that here, it destroys the game, so just ignore it]
Granted - unfortunately the author divulges not only all of your favorite sex positions, techniques, and desires in this HOT story, he gives out your real name, address, phone number, and email address. You are so bombarded with communications, and so grossed out by creepy stalkers, that you have to leave the continent and establish a new identity. So Sorry!
I wish I could be crowned "The King Of Lush"!
LOL I'll hide at your lakehouse so you'll know..;)
Yes you will be crowned the King of Lush... It will be a great feast beautiful women at your feet surrounding you... Adoring you and giving you a time you'll never fo.. Then you awake!!
I wish to be a few inches shorter so I could wear killer heels all the time!
Granted - however since the "few inches" were taken off the top of your head and replaced with a metal plate, you really don't look too good, even in killer heels (A better alternative would be to walk next to Hap)
I wish I could photograph sisters, bubbles, wildcat and lola playing "ring around the rosy" naked while Kiki. kinky, and Nikki -- all also naked -- played the flute.
Granted, but the rosy is your ass that has been paddled beyond recognition. There may have been a few shots to your face as well, someone didn't have very good aim. The resulting swelling of your face has rendered you sightless, so all your pics were of your own ass.
I wish for ambition.
Granted - but your ambition turns out to be that you wanted to become Hap's slave
I wish i was could fly
Granted, but you turn into ...A Fly.
I wish I could spend every weekend in Talin
Squirt is in the eye of the beholder
Granted -- but because you lose your Armenian visa, and violate Armenian law, you are arrested, thrown in jail without a trial, and given only one meal a day, and a bed of straw to sleep on. Now not only can you spend all your weekends there, but the weekdays too!
I wish that kinkygirl and slutpuppy would collaborate on a poem about me, and publish it in People Magazine.
Granted - here's the poem: Kinky's gonna slap
That harassing guy Hap
And leave slutpuppy alone
Or she'll break your "bone"
I wish that I was the most famous male on Lush
Granted, you might aswell be, the rest are bit ropey
Hap -FYI I dont have or wish to have US visa... Why would I want one... yawn...lol
I wish for online egos to be balanced with there real life ones...:-)
Squirt is in the eye of the beholder
The poem is a huge success and attracts very witty hot man to the forum and she forgets all about you...
