Be Careful What You Wish For.........

2 Apr 2011

Granted but at Halloween someone makes a pumpkin pie and jack-o-latern out of him and now we have no Hap to insult in forum; oh well!

I wish Naughty wasn't straight and wanted me

2 Apr 2011

[Ha - fortunately naughty's and kinky's wishes/grantings did not come true - I'm still around to torment them!]

Granted - but you're also "wanted" by the law, get arrested in a place without a woman's prison, and get stuck in general population with 100 male criminals. So sorry.

I wish that Tami would let me paint her toenails

3 Apr 2011

Granted, dear one, she let's you, but your no toenail da Vinci, she's incensed when she realises you're colour blind. The word is out Hap, you'll never paint another toenail again.

On the nail theme.....

I wish for fingernails that didn't break crybaby

3 Apr 2011

Granted...but they are so tough you have to go to the garage once a month to use their torch for a manicure.

I wish I could find a pillow that didn't give me neck pain.

3 Apr 2011

Granted, you now have two beautiful full breasts for a pillow, the pain has gone from your neck to your groin

I wish I wasn't so horny and alone right now

3 Apr 2011

Quote by Wildcat
Granted, you now have two beautiful full breasts for a pillow, the pain has gone from your neck to your groin

I wish I wasn't so horny and alone right now

Granted, the women from local church come over to keep you company but you are still horny as hell but not alone.

I wish I were there to help Wildcat with that horny problem.jVt9N8OF5Fv7AnBI

3 Apr 2011

Granted - but the only help you provide is to bring me with you and Wildcat and I have fun while you're left out -- so sorry Jen, you shouldn't have declined my offer for a threesome.

I wish that the next time that Wildcat posts in this category all of her words would be scrambled so that all other Lushies would have a hearty laugh at her expense -- like Hardee-har-har-har!

3 Apr 2011

Granted, my dear, everyone laughs when they read my dumb post. But then they get mad at you for making me do it because they know it contained a secret wish. The all say, "you'll be the sorry assed one, you mean old bugge'r, then you know what happens with that paddle.......

I Paradise have Man in erotic with Black leisurely an Leather wish sex to sensual Hawaian long the..................blame Hap a1089

3 Apr 2011

granted but not only are you writing like that you are talking in same way and the man in black leather leaves you for a beach bunny

i wish for an orgasm right now

3 Apr 2011

Granted - but you are so horny that you get off from a photo of the ugliest, dirtiest, dumbest man in the world, and when you realize it you hide in shame for the rest of your life. So Sorry!

I wish that slutpuppy could only have an orgasm with me.

4 Apr 2011

Granted - but she was looking over your shoulder at a pic of me

I wish that i had a sexy nurse to treat my flu

4 Apr 2011

Granted - but while the nurse is sexy, he/she is a sadist, and inflicts so much pain on you that the flu is the least of your problems -- so sorry! [Count your toes!]

I wish that Nikki, Wildcat and Kiki would find me irresistible, and PM each other about their desire for me.

4 Apr 2011

Granted my dear, we find you totally irrisistible, we PM each other about our desires, consumed by them, we open a private chat room so we can really go for it. Our desires fly across the room thick and fast, then they slow down, it's hard to type single handed. Everyday we meet, but then we realise it's us turning each other on............We don't desire you any more.

I wish I had my own chef a1089

5 Apr 2011

Granted, but your chef will only make squid. You eat squid for breakfast, squid for lunch, squid for supper, squid for breakfast, squid for lunch, squid for supper, squid for breakfast, squid for lunch...................and on and on. Enjoy!

I wish for a long vacation with my Adonis.

5 Apr 2011

Granted - however during the vacation he finds someone else, steals all your money, plane ticket, and credit cards, and takes off with her. You are forced to wash dishes to pay for a bus ride back home - wow, it really was a "long" vacation! So sorry.

I wish that wildcat and slutpuppy would fight over me like cats and dogs, refereed by LusciuosLola

6 Apr 2011

Granted - but you get in the way, they scratch your eyes out, and Lola calls it a draw, but a win for womankind!

I wish someone would push Hap off his dock!

6 Apr 2011

Granted but his paddles make him bounce back and hit you in the face (ouch ! )

I wish i was sat outside in the sun instead of in my my bed feeling sick

6 Apr 2011

Granted - but you fall asleep, get totally fried by the sun's rays, and it hurts so bad you can't have anyone touch you for months. Also, since you were lying there naked your mound got burned and you can't even pleasure yourself, let alone have sex with someone else. So sorry!

I wish sisters would use a naked photo of her as her avatar!

6 Apr 2011

Granted but then i'd get banned and you'd have no one to tease cause everyone would hate you (sorry !)

I wish that i could keep away from Lush for one week

6 Apr 2011

Quote by sisters
Granted but then i'd get banned and you'd have no one to tease cause everyone would hate you (sorry !)

I wish that i could keep away from Lush for one week

Granted...but since it has now been two weeks without electricity in your house...they come and take you away!

I wish my arms and hands were not so conveniently located to reach my..... Whistle

6 Apr 2011

Granted but your tongue grows longer to compensate

I wish that i win the lotto tonite

6 Apr 2011

Granted - but so do 29,495 other people, you all picked nothing but 7s for your number (how original), so your payout is only 40 pounds sterling, which you bring to a local pub where you drink yourself into oblivion and wake up naked in the street wondering how all the leeches got all over you, and as you stumble back to your abode little boys use slingshots to shoot paper clips at your ass turning it bright red, and when you get home you use bleach to get the leeches off, but the bleach turns your skin yellow and hurts so bad you writhe in pain for days leaving you time to think of all of the nasty things you have said to and about poor defenseless Hap in your forum posts, throwing you into a depression you never recover from. So sorry.

I wish I could handcuff --all naked -- sisters, wildcat, lusciouslola, and slutpuppy to each other around a tree and make them run around it 122 times before I uncuffed them.

6 Apr 2011

Granted but then you were woken up from your niice dream lol

I wish I could stay in bed and not go out in this dreadful awful weather

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

7 Apr 2011

Granted - but you fall asleep for 40 years and when you wake up you don't recognize the world, the technology, or any people, and everyone laughs at you; hardee-har-har-har. So sorry.

I wish wildcat, sisters, lusciouslola and slutpuppy could see me for who I really am.

8 Apr 2011

Granted - however, they don't like what they see and refuse to ever communicate with you again!

I wish my tiger would be more gentle with visitors.

9 Apr 2011

Granted - but your tiger takes it out on you and knocks your head off. So sorry.

I wish I could write the ultimate Lush sex story!

9 Apr 2011

You could but when you wanna post it you hard disk crashes and it is gone! Out of frustration you can't rewrite it as good as the original!

I wish I was warm now instead of freezing....

9 Apr 2011

Then come see me Kiki - oh wait, I'm not supposed to answer that way; well her goes for the right way:

Granted - but you are warm only because you are running naked through a shopping Mall and everyone is taking photos with their cell phones and posting them on the Internet -- so sorry!

I wish Kiki and wash my hair for me and give me a "Dutch Massage"!

9 Apr 2011

Granted - but like before ..you were woken up from your erotic dream lol

I wish a didnt have such a full on day today lol

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

9 Apr 2011

etairay's busy day involves looking through the peephole she made in the local men's public restroom

I wish I could completely confuse etairay and make her think I didn't post a wish.