Be Careful What You Wish For.........

19 Apr 2011

granted but then reality returns lol

I wish I was on some island on holiday lol

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

19 Apr 2011

Granted - but youre stranded and end up having to drink your own urine to survive (although you may enjoy that... i dont know :P )

I wish i could have sex in a cinema

19 Apr 2011

Granted - but since it is so dark in there you mistake the ugliest woman in the world, who has STDs, warts, and sores, as your girlfriend, and have sex with her. When the lights suddenly come on you are still pumping away, everyone in the theater laughs at you, your girlfriend storms off never to return, and you need to get painful shots. So sorry

I wish bubbles and wildcat would post solicitations on Craig's List asking me to visit them.

19 Apr 2011

Granted, but somehow the addresses are screwed up and you end up in South Africa, visiting the lushies here....

I wish that I could have tomorrow off!

19 Apr 2011

Granted - however it is because you have a painful contagious disease so no one wants you around, and it hurts too much to do anything but suffer in bed. So sorry.

I wish that anonymous_chick would reveal herself to me

20 Apr 2011

Uhm, granted... but then you go blab to everyone who she is and she dissapears? (Hey, its the rules... sorry)

I wish that I get my new printer today!

20 Apr 2011

granted, but you find out that it takes six cartridges which cost $100 each and are only available by mail order from Bulgaria.

i wish i could win the lottery

20 Apr 2011

Granted you win lottery but the max payout is 100 dollars and you spent 110

Wish I could wake up in my loves arms

20 Apr 2011

Granted - unfortunately it is in the middle of the night, you disturb your love causing her to get really pissed off at you because she has a big presentation at work the next day, she stomps off, and you don't see her again for a week! So sorry, but it could have been worse.

I wish all the lovely Lush ladies would be hypnotized to think only of sex with Hap

20 Apr 2011

Quote by imhapless
Granted - unfortunately it is in the middle of the night, you disturb your love causing her to get really pissed off at you because she has a big presentation at work the next day, she stomps off, and you don't see her again for a week! So sorry, but it could have been worse.

I wish all the lovely Lush ladies would be hypnotized to think only of sex with Hap

Granted all of us lovely Lush ladies are hypnotized to think only of sex with you, whenever we have insomina. The dullness of those thoughts makes watching paint dry seem fascinating, and puts us out like a light.

I wish for a magic wand.

20 Apr 2011

Granted - only it's Hap's dick, and you have to decide whether you want to try to perform magic with it or not! [I feel for you]

I wish Lush rules let me use a photo of my naked pussy as my avatar.

20 Apr 2011

Granted naughty one, but you're blinded by the sight of you own lovely pussy and mistakenly put a picture of your bald cat as your Avatar...it's not pretty

I wish Imhapless would be lost for words for one week

20 Apr 2011

Granted -- --- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- one week!

(now don't you feel poorer)

I wish that Wildcat had the same wish as naughtythoughcute, but actually acted on it, rules be damned

20 Apr 2011

Granted darling Hap, but everyone is blinded by it's beauty, and can see nothing else. Lush ban me for being so naughty...and ban you for making me do it

I wish my batteries weren't flat Embarassed

20 Apr 2011

Granted - you plug them in to an outlet and they recharge, but you're not careful when you take them out and get electrocuted. Your hair stands straight up and turns pure white. Whenever you leave your abode everyone who sees you laughs hysterically, and points, and tries to throw doughnuts to stick on your hair.

I wish that the next time Wildcat referred to me she would start out her salutation with "my dear hero Hap"

21 Apr 2011

She does, She even sighs and says "My dear Hero Hap" she gazes at you on her little laptop. She only has a laptop in her padded cell

I wish telemarketers would stop bugging me a1089

21 Apr 2011

They do but then no one is able to get in contact with you again.

I wish the Cubs would win the world series

21 Apr 2011

Quote by virgin87
They do but then no one is able to get in contact with you again.

I wish the Cubs would win the world series

Granted...but then the curse slides over to Soldier Field...and Da Bears...nevermore!

I wish Spock would fix my transporter so I could beam anywhere I want.

21 Apr 2011

Granted - however you are beamed in a dispersed state and never can eat, drink, or -- most importantly -- have sex again

I wish all the lovely ladies of Lush would leave a message on my profile page every day saying they hoped they could chat with me that day.

22 Apr 2011

Granted but your computer blows up

I wish i could have sex with a girl right now

22 Apr 2011

Granted but it is with me

I wish I was in love

22 Apr 2011

granted, but she is the feamle sumo wrestling champion, weighs 400 pounds and wears one of those silly looking panty things which she won't take off.

i wish then person of my dreams walked into the room right now

(sorry bubles, was meant for sisters, but kinda works for you too)

22 Apr 2011

Granted -- I do; but when I see that growth on your nipple that looks like an ice cube I immediately leave!

I wish that bubbles, slutpuppy, lola, kinky and wildcat would wish me happy birthday every day until it is my actual birthday

23 Apr 2011

Granted my dear, everyday the wishes get better and better...until your birthday. On your actual birthday, it's ladies only night.

675-lick

23 Apr 2011

I wish that Wildcat would remember to post a wish after she grant's one -- since she didn't this time I'll post a wish for her:

"I wish that Hap would come visit me in Australia and shower me with kisses and gifts."

Granted - however Hap has several communicable diseases and is a cheapskate, so you end up in the infirmary and the gifts make you even sicker since they are from China and full of lead.

I wish there was a way to dull Wildcat's razor-sharp wit without doing permanent damage to her self-image.

23 Apr 2011

granted,deary, but it's a well kept secret, tattooed on the inside of your willy by your mother at birth, read it anytime you like

I wish for a good night's sleep with a smile on my face

23 Apr 2011

ganted. but a new medical procedure allows her to recover her wit by sucking wit from others, starting with hap. Unfortunately, this leaves him witless as well as hapless.

obviously, mine was meant for hap.

here's one for wildcat:
granted, but when you wake up, you see hap next to you in bed

i wish i had a new car

23 Apr 2011

Granted, but it's a little matchbox car, won't get you anywhere fast

I wish it was easier to stop smoking

24 Apr 2011

Quote by Wildcat
Granted, but it's a little matchbox car, won't get you anywhere fast

I wish it was easier to stop smoking

Granted...but you do know how many calories are in chocolate!!!!

I wish it was easier to stop touching "down under!"

24 Apr 2011

Granted my dear, you stop touching completely, only to suffer the most diabolically painful withdrawal symptoms, you can't resist, you have to touch "down under" even more than ever

I wish my love was here to party with me occasion7