but thats as close as your going to get
I wish to travel to India
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but thats as close as your going to get
I wish to travel to India
but thats as close as your going to get
I wish to travel to India
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Your wish is granted ... the massuer gives exrtas if you so wish ... so be sure and state before hand ... other wise who knows ...
I wish we could have good weather is Scotland till I say stop ...
I wish we could have good weather is Scotland till I say stop ...
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Your wish is granted ... the massuer gives exrtas if you so wish ... so be sure and state before hand ... other wise who knows ...
I wish we could have good weather is Scotland till I say stop ...
Your wish is granted, however "good weather" means no rain. No rain means no plants, which means drought, famine, pestilence, and your throat is too dry and cracked to croak out the word "stop"...
I wish I had a bottle of Jameson's...
Matriarch
Your wish is granted, but it's actually a bottle of Jenna Jameson's shampoo.
I wish I could move in to my new house before the middle of October.
I wish I could move in to my new house before the middle of October.
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Your wish is granted, but it's actually a bottle of Jenna Jameson's shampoo.
I wish I could move in to my new house before the middle of October.
Your wish is granted, but the roof isn't on your house yet, and all the rain that Scotland isn't getting is now falling on you and your family.
I wish I didn't have to attend a long and boring meeting later today.
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Your wish is granted, but the roof isn't on your house yet, and all the rain that Scotland isn't getting is now falling on you and your family.
I wish I didn't have to attend a long and boring meeting later today.
Your wish is granted, but only because you just got stuck in an elevator with PeeWee Herman and Carrot Top.
I wish I felt like getting some work done...
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Your wish is granted, but the roof isn't on your house yet, and all the rain that Scotland isn't getting is now falling on you and your family.
I wish I didn't have to attend a long and boring meeting later today.
Your wish is granted, but only because you just got stuck in an elevator with PeeWee Herman and Carrot Top.
I wish I felt like getting some work done...
Your wish is granted, your work involves getting ME out of that elevator I'm stuck in, and then PeeWee and Carrot Top are so grateful, they insist on taking you out for lunch with them. I shall just run away.
I wish our feckin' property taxes hadn't gone up by 10% this year.
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your wish is granted................. but home insurance just went up 50 percent
my wish is to find true love
my wish is to find true love
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milf i will gladly grant your wish there is now 30 hours in ur days ...........but for the extra six hours youll be spending it in bed with me then youll need extra sleep time
my wish is for the granted wish i just gave milf would really be true
my wish is for the granted wish i just gave milf would really be true
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Your wish is granted and you get to watch MILF Beauty sleep her extra 6 hours whilst nursing a boner you cannot use. Eventually you go blind from excessive masturbation and finally hear MILF Beauty run away with me.
I wish the U.S. could sort out its health care reforms thus making it more affordable to get quality care.
I wish the U.S. could sort out its health care reforms thus making it more affordable to get quality care.
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"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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i grant you your wish you now have the best health care there is , and its free. unfortunatly u need to use it as you r real sick , but even the best insurance cant help you and you pass away.
my wish is to have more erotic pvt chats on here in lush
my wish is to have more erotic pvt chats on here in lush
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I will grant your wish and the only private chats you will have are with men.....
I would love a spa day right about now......zzzz
I would love a spa day right about now......zzzz
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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I would love a spa day right about now......zzzz
The ideal place for you.. Ignore the others there
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I'm going to guess your wish so bear with me as I pretend to be you......Ajem!
I wish for a bigger walmart uniform ya bloody bastards.........
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I wish for you to have a bigger uniform as well so I will grant that wish Sir David......LMAO!
I wish for a bigger walmart uniform ya bloody bastards.........
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I wish for you to have a bigger uniform as well so I will grant that wish Sir David......LMAO!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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i wish to be the guy in zafias pic
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granted ur bum is so sexy that men cant stop shagging it , so u end up not enjoying it antmore and now you have hemroids.
my wish is to be the first one to hit ur new bum
my wish is to be the first one to hit ur new bum
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ur wish is granted, but im ur only friend lol
my wish is to be able to really grant wishes
my wish is to be able to really grant wishes
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Your wish is granted, But you've just used your last one so, sorry no more now.
I wish for my hair to hurry up and grow faster
Granted....but now your name is Rapunzel.
I wish I could mow my lawn naked and the neighbors would quit bitchin!
Yeah okay, your reply came at much the same time as mine, and comes to the same.
So, your wish is granted, but your neighbours won't bitch because you're a freakin' goat, so naked means covered in hair anyway. D'uh. They'll bitch when you go and eat the clothes they have hung on the line. Goats do that.
I STILL wish that people would NOT ride their god damn bicycles on the sidewalk.
your wish is granted
because the bike riders will be riding in the street cars and motor cycles will be burned and sold to aliens. Hey the good news is ENVIORMENTALLY SAFE!!! and everyone will lose weight. Bad news it'll take foreverrr to get to where u neeed to go.
I wish for to have sex with mrloverlover
because the bike riders will be riding in the street cars and motor cycles will be burned and sold to aliens. Hey the good news is ENVIORMENTALLY SAFE!!! and everyone will lose weight. Bad news it'll take foreverrr to get to where u neeed to go.
I wish for to have sex with mrloverlover
u were supposed to grant my wish!! 