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Be Careful What You Wish For.........

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Yet again, you didn't wish for anything.





I wish for a woman to have hair like Cousin It.
EnGorged
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Ah... the Cousin It Girl... good one.

Granted, but she's infested with a rather large colony of fleas which take over your favorite recliner!

I wish for about 2 weeks off in the mountains with no Blackberry.
tampmark122
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your wish is granted 2 weeks in the mountains ...but its 10 degrees snowing and yogi stole all ur food and supplys

i wish to be elanai1230s mrloverlover
starflower
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your wish is granted you are now elanai1230's mrloverlover for 24hrs


i wish 4 rechargeable batteries :P
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granted....but any device you wish to use the batteries is, cannot be found EVER.

I wish I had my own crack team of commandos who are proficient in assissnation, body disposal and removal of forensic evidence. Must have black vans, balaclavas and automatic weapons and my personal right hand man must be called Kaufman.
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granted, but they turn on you.

i wish for a glass of wine that never runs out.
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granted but its the only thing u can drink ur never aloud to have soda again or water or any other kind of beverage (not even pee from ur toilet lol)

i wish to find my cell phone
nicola
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You find your cellphone, but seeing your dog ate it, you're going to have to wait at least 24 hours before you can retrieve it

I wish I was wealthy, healthy and wise, and that no-one could wish ill of me
EnGorged
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Granted - You are not only healthy, wealthy, and wise, but beatiful, desireable, and a fantastic dancer.... alas you are the only person left on the planet!

I wish for a GREAT story to come to me overnight, and a battle ensue's for the rights to publish it!
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your wish is granted, unfortunately no one survives the battle to publish the story..

I wish for another coffee..
nicola
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I grant you your wish, unfortunately it's from Starbucks.

I wish all chain stores were destroyed, never to be replaced.
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I grant your wish. in so doing so, the economy collapses thereby resulting in anarchy and disorder.

I wish I could get a kiss on the cheek from Nicola.
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Your wish is granted, but unfortunately, it's while you're sleeping, you don't realize it, and she's simply saying goodnight.




I wish the next story I review has well-developed characters.
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I wish the next story I review has well-developed characters.


Your wish is granted, until you realise that someone has plagiarized one of your own stories and submitted it under his or her own name.

I wish that my physiotherapist had the time to give me a good massage after having tortured me with exercises to do.
verity
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Your wish is granted and the physiotherapist makes time for a fabulous massage which makes you feel so damn good you kind of go on the rampage ... so ... everyone watch out ...


I wish I could eat chocolate to my hearts content and not put on any weight ...

*The Dark Room*

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I wish I could eat chocolate to my hearts content and not put on any weight ...


Granted, but all that chocolate gives you terminally chronic acne...


I wish I could go home and go to bed...
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Quote by MrNudiePants

I wish I could go home and go to bed...


Your wish is granted, only you get home to find that your dogs ate something unsavoury ealier, probably some dead smelly fish in the park by the river, weren't feeling too well and crawled into your bed, and well, dogs are disgusting, the now feel better because they barfed all over the bed. Eeewwww!

(I'm sorry this happened to you, but dogs, ick, so disgusting.)

I wish that when I go on the rampage after the fabulous massage from my physiotherapist that my secret crush is the first person I run into, and that he slept well last night, hahaha!
mercianknight
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Your wish is granted, unfortunately, he's gay and more interested in my AV than in indulging you. Fortunately, he gives you my number!!!

I wish gypsymoth would call!!! LOL
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Your wish is granted, but you are so wiped out from dodging Gypsy's well rested gay man, you miss her call. She does leave you a message, but unfortunately it says it was your one and only shot at heaven!

I wish they would stop running out of coffee in the break room.
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Your wish is granted, but sadly, the coffee in the break room is cold, greasy and there is mold growing on top because it's leftover from... oh, last Friday. Ick.

I wish that I could find out why my washing machine is making such terrible noises during the rinse cycle. (All right that one scares me, no, it's not the cat who is lost, we don't have one, lol.)
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Your wish is granted, but sadly, the coffee in the break room is cold, greasy and there is mold growing on top because it's leftover from... oh, last Friday. Ick.

I wish that I could find out why my washing machine is making such terrible noises during the rinse cycle. (All right that one scares me, no, it's not the cat who is lost, we don't have one, lol.)




You wish is granted when you realize the machine isn't making terrible noises...as you see yourself in the mirror sitting on the washing machine putting it on rinse...just one more time! Wearing nothing but a.....

Wish Scotty could beam me back and forth from the states to say....Scotland!
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Wish Scotty could beam me back and forth from the states to say....Scotland!


Your wish is granted, but you're still a goat, remember? And you're being sent to the Agricultural Show in Aberdeen to be put on display with the other goats.

I wish the people who leave the pubs in the neighbourhood late at night wouldn't make so much noise.
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Your wish is granted - they are completely silent. When you wake from your undisturbed slumber, you find that realizing they were so quiet, they took a shortcut through your home, emptied your refrigerator, and stole all of your panties.

I wish Flu season will be short this year.
LadyX
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Your wish is granted, flu season will be short, but it will kill 90 percent of everybody.

I wish I'd never have to look far for a good man.
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Your wish is granted, but your vision is exceptionally long, so the good man you see is over 500 kilometers away from you.

I wish that dinner would make itself and put itself on the table, just for freaking once!
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Granted… Dinner is on the table, but its chopped liver with onions; and you won’t be able to leave the table until you lick your plate clean.

I wish I could take a vacation.
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Granted… Dinner is on the table, but its chopped liver with onions; and you won’t be able to leave the table until you lick your plate clean.

I wish I could take a vacation.


YUM!!!! Thank you, I love liver and onions, I just hope there is bacon as well!!!!!



Okay, you can take a vacation, but it turns out that your car has broken down completely and all your vacation time and money is spent on trying to get the stupid thing fixed.

I wish the drought would end here.
LunarVenom
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Granted...but you get a massive flood.

I wish I lived in the Star Trek world (yes, I'm a geek and I'm proud.)
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Granted...but you get a massive flood.

I wish I lived in the Star Trek world (yes, I'm a geek and I'm proud.)


Me too! Me too!

Ahem, yes, your wish is granted, unfortunately the Borg find you and you become a mindless drone called lydiababy69 of uni-matrix 69.

I wish the rest of the world would understand how awesome it is to be a Trekkie. LOL!!!
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Quote by lydiababy6969
Granted...but you get a massive flood.

I wish I lived in the Star Trek world (yes, I'm a geek and I'm proud.)


Me too! Me too!

Ahem, yes, your wish is granted, unfortunately the Borg find you and you become a mindless drone called lydiababy69 of uni-matrix 69.

I wish the rest of the world would understand how awesome it is to be a Trekkie. LOL!!!


"...Make it So..." until you run into a debate with an AVP groupie that wants to fertilize you!

Wish I had a threesome with seven of nine and T'Pol...the imagination runs wild!