I'll grant your wish *pompous ass goes to be a pompous ass somewhere else*
*wipes hands clean and hides the 'evidence'*
I wish for my wilest sexual fantasy to come true.
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Your wish is granted...but you fall asleep two minutes into it.
I wish I had a room with Seven of Nine, and T'Pol...AND they were both attracted to me. Even as "lydiababy69 unimatrix 69"
Oops. I wish I could fly...without some sort of disaster happening to me.
Granted, you can fly. Or, rather, you WILL be able to fly. Starting immediately you will begin creating a cocoon for yourself out of food protiens and saliva. You will metamorphose in this cocoon for the entire winter, and emerge next spring with wings. While the wing will be not only functional but also beautiful, the will utterly prevent you from ever entering any dwelling or structur with an entry way smaller than, say, a sports statuim dome.
I wish I could find all the right ways to put my money to work for me!
Granted! But all your family and friends leave you because you let your new fortune become more important. Have a lovely lonely life.
I wish I could stop getting migranes....and sprains....ouch.
Your wish is granted, but it means no more chocolate or those other nice indulgences ...
Wish I had the time to spend all day on my computer to catch up with friends ...
Granted. But your leg muscles atrophy and your friends get bored with you.
I wish there could be an end to disease and pain for all.
Your wish is granted, but you have the company of a house full of ants.
I wish for a mutiple orgasm say between 8 to 12 contractions mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Granted, due to the fact that your house is made entirely of stainless steel, and the only possessions you have are firmly fastened to the floors or walls. Six times a day, high pressure hoses with cleaning solution, followed by scalding rinse water, followed by streak free shine rinse the entirety of your worldly belongings.
I wish I had trousers that didn't make my ass look fat. (It's not that fat!!)
ur wish is granted ,and ur ass looks gr8 .but nobody wants to look at you because the rest of ur body is covered in gross leasions that r leaking .
i wish that verity-smart receives her wish to spend all day on computer , but has to spend it with me having cybersex and that she adds me to her friends list
granted but the trousers u have now make ur ass disapear!! how do u use the potty now? um threw ur cock and pee comes out ur mouth now. good luck with that lolz
i wish for someone to unlock these handcuffs
granted but.....................
now your tied to your bed
i wish I was there
granted but your handcuffed to the door just inches from my aching wet juicy pussy
i wish for orange juice lol
Granted!! But it's so small that it fits in your pocket, so when you sit, it died. Nice job.
I wish I could stop having these horrifying nightmares that are based off real life events.
Granted. enough of these horrifying dreams have come true so that you've been driven utterly and completely mad. You're so disconnected psychologically, that your mind no longer generates dreams of ANY sort, further derailing your already tragic mental health.
I whish I had the freedom to give more women fantastic erotic massages.
granted but all these women are covered in gross boils..
i wish i had a dolphin that lived in my swimming pool!!
granted but gas is 75$ agallon
I was i had the keys to elenai1230
hand cuffs
Granted. You're not longer the 'bad guy' in the household. But now you have no real authority, therefore no one listens to you. Sucks, eh?
I wish I could be held by someone who I felt sexually attracted to (and vice-versa).
