Granted, but due to an aweful, incurable infection, you will be frustrated without end.
I wish my knees didn't hurt when I worked on machines.
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Be Careful What You Wish For.........
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Your wish is grrrrrranted but, they do not hurt anymore as you do not have any knees anymore.
I wish to have continuous orgasm's.
Your wishes is granted...(Holy shit nice wish)...but your job at the reception desk is now in jeopardy as you answer the phone...."Good Morning...holyfuckingsonofabitchshiteverlovingOMGI'mcuming....HB International".
I wish every woman would want me to show them..."What's hard and long and full of seamen"...and it ain't no submarine baby!
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I wish every woman would want me to show them..."What's hard and long and full of seamen"...and it ain't no submarine baby!
Your wish is granted, but, sad to say, those women know how to spell, and something full of "seamen" is NOT the same thing as something "long, hard and full of semen", so they do indeed show you a naval vessel -- an aircraft carrier, to be precise, and all the lads there are quite virile and, well, deprived of female company.
Your wish brings with it a full day of remedial English, basically learning about the phonetics and spelling and all the other boring crap the language is full of, but you are learning it bare-assed facing the blackboard in Mother Flagella's class. Oh dear, she does have a dab hand with that strap, I have to say.
I wish I could sleep all night without waking up and worrying about things that aren't worth thinking of, never mind worrying about.
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I wish I could sleep all night without waking up and worrying about things that aren't worth thinking of, never mind worrying about.
Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, all of those things that used to be not worth worrying about have turned into monsters, zombies, and various other carnivorous beasties which (if they're not currently engaged with snacking on your brains) ARE worth worrying about... hear them snuffling and scratching at your door? RAWR!!!
I wish I could make my penis whatever size I wanted, whenever I wanted.
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Granted, MrNudiePants! You can now make your penis any size you choose. Too bad you have incurable Erectile Dysfunction.
I wish I could get at least a 90% on my next math test.
I wish I could get at least a 90% on my next math test.
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Granted HoneyBee, but you have one dream about Yoda, and one about me lol Happy Dreaming!!
I wish I didn't have to study to pass my Psychology Midterm.
I wish I didn't have to study to pass my Psychology Midterm.
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I wish I didn't have to study to pass my Psychology Midterm.
Granted, but it's only because your Human Sexuality teacher has declared that you're just too overqualified for his course, and he gets you kicked out of school.
I wish I could be lydiababy's Human Sexuality lab partner...
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Granted, MrNudiePants! You can now make your penis any size you choose. Too bad you have incurable Erectile Dysfunction.
I wish I could get at least a 90% on my next math test.
Looks like Mr Nudiepants, got two wishes granted.....wonder which one he preferes???
Oh, my... do I have to decide? Can't I have both?
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I wish I didn't have to study to pass my Psychology Midterm.
Granted, but it's only because your Human Sexuality teacher has declared that you're just too overqualified for his course, and he gets you kicked out of school.
I wish I could be lydiababy's Human Sexuality lab partner...
Granted, you are now my sex partner...however, our first project is to see how men deal with being teased and not be able to do anything about it (yes, even jack off)!!
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I wish I could make a wish without it being corrupted.
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Quote by MrNudiePantsQuote by HoneyBee000Quote by lydiababy6969
Granted, MrNudiePants! You can now make your penis any size you choose. Too bad you have incurable Erectile Dysfunction.
I wish I could get at least a 90% on my next math test.
Looks like Mr Nudiepants, got two wishes granted.....wonder which one he preferes???
Oh, my... do I have to decide? Can't I have both?
And no, you can't. You must choose!!
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Score, I got my wish woot woot!!
Granted, but it's someone who don't find attractive.
Granted, but it's someone who don't find attractive.
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I think people got a little off track here...lolI wish to be near the ocean.......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Granted Zafia....but it's an ocean of lava!! Don't fall in!
I wish I could visit the west coast!
I wish I could visit the west coast!
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Granted Zafia....but it's an ocean of lava!! Don't fall in!
I wish I could visit the west coast!
Granted - the West Coast of Iceland.
I wish I had a nice lunch...
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You get a raging case of the shits.
I wish I could go a day without a disaster happening
I wish I could go a day without a disaster happening
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Grated. You're completely uneventful day is due to the fact that the PRECEDING night you'd falled down your front steps, struck your head and are now in a coma. Great lot of luck that.
I wish I had as much time and PRIVACY as I needed to write all I want.
I wish I had as much time and PRIVACY as I needed to write all I want.
Granted You have all the time in the world but unfortunatly all your 12 children under the ages of 7 have pinched all the pens and paper and the eldest child has broken your PC. The only pencil you have found is sharpened down and there is a spare envelope to write on but you have writer's block!!!!
I wish I had short black velvet skirt and black suede boots.
I wish I had short black velvet skirt and black suede boots.
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Sure HoneyBee, I'll grant your request...but you have to wear clear plastic wrap as a shirt....have fun wherever you need to go....
I wish I had a better, less buggy and mean computer that would work properly.
I wish I had a better, less buggy and mean computer that would work properly.
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I kidnapped your internet stalker, cut him into pieces with my table saw, placed his pieces into Hefty bags and tossed them into the ocean.
Unfortunately, it wasn't your stalker after all, it was your mail man, oops.
I wish for Jessica Biel to be my sex slave
Unfortunately, it wasn't your stalker after all, it was your mail man, oops.
I wish for Jessica Biel to be my sex slave
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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You get your wish to have Jessica Biel to be your sex slave,however you left your table saw on ,and in the first hour of lovemaking,you both fall into it ,becoming stew meat.
I wish to become the next top Victoria`s Secret model,and become a covergirl.
I wish to become the next top Victoria`s Secret model,and become a covergirl.
Miss Kelli Ann Snow ???
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Grated, sort of. Your Victoria's Secret photo shoot is the scene of a tragic accident. The phenomenal lighting set up has an electrical failure and the entire set catches fire, killing everyone. Your "cover" is a front page news spread telling of the tragic demise of all involved.
I wish I didn't have to share a cubicle with four other people.
I wish I didn't have to share a cubicle with four other people.
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I kidnapped your internet stalker, cut him into pieces with my table saw, placed his pieces into Hefty bags and tossed them into the ocean.
DEXTER!!!!!!!!!!
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I wish I didn't have to share a cubicle with four other people.
Granted. You now share your cubicle with five people; one of them is Dexter and a few of them are serial killers. Maybe you'll get your wish...or maybe those serial killers will get tired of sharing a cubicle...
I wish for some Hershey's chocolate.