blame him for the holes the ants made in my t-shirts
blame her for being covered in chocolate and then crying about those ants
now, how is that my fault?
Blames him for forgetting to call home!
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
Blames AL for ignoring Sugar Baby
Blames A for thinking i would intentionally ignore anyone... She was just quicker than me...
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
Blames her for not being quick enough she will learn
blames A for stealing AL's thunder.
Blames Cupid for starting forest fires.
Blames Irish for taking Cupid to the forest..
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
Blames AL for not bringing a fire extinguisher.
Blames Irish for not calling the fire department.. and extinguisher for a forest fire.. And I thought you were smart!!
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
thanks AL for taking my side..
Blames Irish for daring me to shoot the apple on his head with my arrow.
blames cupid for not shooting the arrow at a certain pop star who shall stay nameless
blames him for having a bad very very bad taste in music.
blame Cupid's misguided belief that trance is actually music
Blame alpha for sunrise, alarm clocks and going to work I'm pretty sure its all related to that Stonehenge thingie
Blame him for being too deep
Blames her for not sharing a cigar!
blames SB for squishing the poor puppy
blames cupid for the world shortage of candyfloss
Blames AlphaDandelion for having a heart of stone (see what I did there?)
Then I blame SB2013 for pissing off the North Koreans and politely requests that she stops doing it.