She doesn't like my fashion advice
She keeps me up all night by taking my spot!!
She keeps my mind drifting back to sex ...
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
He makes me mess up whatever I'm cooking. For some reason I keep looking at my kitchen counters and imagine doing things other than cooking on them.
Its the last time i let you iron my clothes you always end up burning a hole in the crotch of my underwear
He made me laugh about ironing underwear. Everyone knows it needs to be dry-cleaned . . .
Mum... it was Layla June she took my undies to the dry cleaners and had them starched
I blame Mikeyd60 for that very strange avatar!
Blame Jonathan for blaming Mikeyd60
I just blame her. She's a redhead. My brain becomes unreliable when there is a beautiful redhead around......
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i I blame him for being unable to clap
I blame her, for expecting me to clap with that one hand
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i I blame him for seeing the clarity of my complaint.
I blame her for not enabling me. If she'd lend me a hand I would be able to clap
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i I blame him for continuing to steal my chair
Blame him for claiming, my chair is his
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i I could have sworn I blamed him for global warming, but it somehow did not post. I blame him for that, and for deleting my post.
I blame her for getting me hooked on reading her poetry!
I blame him for being in a different hemisphere that makes it hard to hug! Hi MAA!
I blame her for making me forget what I was going to blame her for!
I blame you for making me forget what I was going to blame you for. Maybe it's the sudden appearance of all these ropes in my bedroom.
I blame her for distracting me and making me forget how to tie knots!
I blame him for always being so shy.
I blame the GoodLilGirl for always posting the sexiest and most erotic pics and gifs on my Wall.
Having an avi that makes me feel guilty about retirement saving
I blame her for not being in Lush when I am here.