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Four words said after the condom breaks

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Can't trust a scouser (with apologies to any other scouser than Carl)
You rolled it wrong
Quick! Light a candle!
4/$1 not a bargain!!
Well... this is interesting.
Oh no! Not again...
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Nice meeting you. Bye!
You have more right
It's too late now
See cheaper isn't better.
Edit (double post):

Who's condom is that?
You'd better run fast!
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Is there a warranty?
Cream pie for dessert?
Holy fuck not again
Let's get married now
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
you do squirt hard
Breastfeeding or a bottle?
Fuck we're so screwed.
Junk in the trunk.
Quote by SugarBaby2013
Junk in the trunk.

Lmao!

You're a transsexual? Whew....
No glove? No Love
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
See! Anal is safer!
Yes! Finally a baby
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Hurry up, get another!
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Lets forget it altogether
You'll be my babydaddy!
OH FUCK!!!! ERM BYE!!!!