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Four words said after the condom breaks

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Hopefully you are sterile!
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
What can happen now??
Keep Calm... Shoot Blanks
Is your insurance good?
Damn Bill... Not again!!!
Get me a straw!
Morning after pill, please!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
No worries - be happy smile
It's time to guzzle!
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Maybe use the vacuum?
Tell me you're kidding!
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Wanna hear something funny?
Close call! Not fertile.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Thank God I'm snipped.
Just go bareback now?
Damn dollar store rubbers!!
Goin' to the chapel...

At which time I'd expect to get punched or slapped stopping me from singing the rest smile
Looks like you're swallowing!
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Be free little tadpoles!
Lasted for your sister!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Your Mum provided that.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
I like pregnant MILF.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
There goes my money
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
you were wearing condom
Quick! Queef it out!!!!!
Damage is done...Harder
Gaffer tape won't work
Hurry Up! Get another.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
I double bagged it!
Rock a by baby