This is too easy! A Whitman Sampler.
a tattoo and nipple rings....
some WD40 to keep the rust out
Graham crackers and marshmallows
I gift him a new shirt... and some kisses
Give her a cake..... wait i can't because she hasn't give me the recipe yet!!!
Damn it!! Must send reminder to myself!!!!
a pair of Biggles goggles so he doesn't have to squint as he flies around the universe
Goodness what could she possibly need? A tall, dark, handsome stranger.
OMG Mary! The perfect gift!!!!
I would gift her some new lingerie, so her bits don't keep falling out.
Me, dressed up as a tall, dark, handsome stranger. ;)
A notepad and pen to help her collect her thoughts.
A pink diamonte studded collar
some fuel for his boat so it can actually move
a kikoy to cover up with, you cant go showing everyone that beautiful arse
Perfect weather conditions.
more carrotts and elmer fudd's hat
me wearing only a bow and my glasses