a bottle to keep those happy pills in.
a quiver for her arrows and another one for her, ahem, "toys"
give her some more arrows, she keeps shooting them off target
what if i wanted to shoot there.. :P
Give him some more balls. Those 3 balls kinda feel lonely now.
An adult size bow and arrow.
a voucher to the waxing salon to help keep those legs looking so good
I would gift her a date with me.
Gift him a new hat... He is always wearing that one.
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
boat cushions the dammed kevlar is toooo hard
Some body fat so your just not 100% muscle and you would not ned a cushion
some hair dye... it time she was blonde
Some hair dye it's time she was a brunette.
longer legs and a pair of shorts lets see what they look like
a new shirt - brown is a bit dull
A field of flowers in full blossom
Some scented candles to add to the warmth of her avi...
a massage for that manly chest.
pens and tablets so she can write
A kiss for those lovely lips...
a nice massage
(he doesn't waste time)