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Once.

How many times have you farted in a lift (elevator), even if you were by yourself and thought it was ok to do so.
Oh too many time to count but at a guess 50 maybe. Oh once I farted when our Prime Minister was in the lift. That was big

how many times have you had a pee in the open (outdoors)
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
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how many times have you had a pee in the open (outdoors)


I golf a lot so they say I'm better than "Weed-be-gone"...how about every round I play!


How many times have you washed the wrong colors in the wrong laundry at the wrong temperature?
Zero because I'm OCD.

How many times have you had the urge to murder? (98797 times for me)
Zero.....I don't get that angry

How many times a day you don't want to be politically correct?
None...Lust is blocked at work?

How many times have you called out from work when you weren't really sick?
never but i am the boss so i don't have to.

how many times have you cum while chatting with a lushie?
Hhmmm multiples...blissful multiples

How many lushies do you feel comfortable meeting in real life?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Depends if i can connect with them

How many Lush stories do you read every day?
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5 or 6

How many Lush woman have you had In a chat room at one time
Only 1...i don't do chat rooms much more..

how many lushies have you fantasized about?
Only 1

How many scoops of ice cream have u ever had in one go
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how many lushies have you fantasized about?



Well only a few actually...and then I go to check who is online and some of these very hot avatars just send me reeling!


How many times will you change the station on the radio/song on your Ipod, etc. in your car in a 30 minute drive?
Depends on if the stations are playing my kinda songs! Sometimes i am shuffling all the stations... say twice in a 30 minute drive.

How many times do you run in a week?
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I only run on the elliptical trainer and that is at least three times a week.

How many times have you received a professional massage?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

about 5 or 6

how many times has a workout turned into sex?
oh! coupla times

How many times have you given a massage
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Dozens...I'm told I'm pretty good ;)

How many times have you done in a bathtub?
You mean sex? Several

How many times have you fallen in love?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

4

How many times wanted someone just for sex?
Too many

How many times have you slept with someone after too many drinks?
Plenty of times smile

How many times have you done in a mountain stream?
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In A Stream, None! By A Stream A Few Times

What Is Most Consecutive Days You Have Had Some Type Of Sex (Masturbaton Doesnt Count, LOL)?
None.

How many times would you say no to bed, before finally saying yes, to someone you have only just met and are getting to know better each time you see them.
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None.


Does This Mean You Are A Virgin? Doesnt Sound Like It Since You Were Married For 23yrs, LOL

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How many times would you say no to bed, before finally saying yes, to someone you have only just met and are getting to know better each time you see them.


Depends On Who Is Asking


How Many BF/GF Did You Have Before You Had Sex?
you said how many consecutive days which implies more than 1 and so my answer is correct .. i.e. never had sex two days in a row or more.

haha .. same answer none .. i.e. the girl I met at 14 was my first and the one I married at 22 and div 23 years later !! sorry to be so boring !!

do you ever take a deliberate break from sex and if so why.
NEVER!!!

How many times have you faked an orgasm just to make the other person feel good?
maybe a dozen.

how many BJs have you hated giving?

"The Gods that smiled when you were born
are laughing now."
Only 2

How many times have you flirted in a bar with a guy/ girl to get free drinks?
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