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How many times has your toast fallen and landed butter side down?
All of them.
HOw many times have you wished you could instantly transport yourself over a long distance, just to be with someone special?
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
A Few
How Many Times Have You Gone On A Date With Someone To Help Out A Friend?
once i think..
How many times have you traveled out of the country you're in?
13 (but only had my passport stamped once)
... have you screamed in the shower?
never...., ok, maybe once when someone flushed a toilet!
how many times a week do you eat sweets?
Daily.... so I have a sweet tooth
How many times have you gone on a blind date?
Never
how many times has a partner asked you to do something in bed that was just plain weird?
This post comes to you from the original and highly disorganised mind of mine...be scared, I certainly am, lol
define weird. a few times asked to do some new things, some turned out to be fun, some not.
what is the most times you have showered in a day?
Three
how many times have you been hit on in one day.
three or four
how many dates in one night?
A couple
how many times have you farted while having sex?
Well I haven't farted during sex but sometimes in the doggie style position...air has escaped and made a funny noise!
How many times have you had phone sex in one day?
two times I think, possibly three
what is the length of your average vacation (in days)?
well, to answer your question, none
how many professional baseball games have you attended in the last 5 yrs?
Eight
How many different cities have you visited this year?
17
how many times have you had sex with someone at least ten years younger/older than you?
everyday
How many times have you lied recently?
I never lie.
how many miles do you drive in an average week?
Not too many. 60, maybe.
how many times a week do you run or walk for excersise.
trying to walk every day
how many times have you cheated on a bf/gf/partner/spouse?
My exwife, never. g/f three times
How ofter do you masterbate for someone to watch.
very rarely, like almost never
how many lushies have you met IRL, or voiced with or gone off site with to chat?
IRL... met only you my dear, talked with lovely E, to help me find you... gone off site with... la de dah.... sigh...
how often are you distracted by thoughts of your special someone?
Oh god, ALL the damned time!!! My head virtually buzzes with it!!!
How often do you log into Lush?
(FTR, I never log out! hahahah)
never, I don't have an "other half". I do however talk dirty with a number of others from time to time
how many sodas or energy drinks do you drink in a week?
None
How many times do you think of sex in a day?