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How to lose your job... ABC style

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TheSensualLady
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Do Nothing: Let your phone ring, ignore emails and refer all work to your boss.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
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Examine everyone's ass by getting behind them, bending down and getting your face within inches
TheSensualLady
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Flirtatious Emails: Send wildly inappropriate, unsolicited emails to everyone in the company.
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Knightfox
Active Ink Slinger
Grab the bosses ass, male or female, and wiggle your eyebrows, telling them that your secret fantasy is to get them naked in the canteen and fuck them senseless
You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me.  Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded
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Help your company's biggest competitor by inviting them over to your office and right in front of everyone show them every secret
hiddentalent123
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Idolize and worship the god Anibus while sacrificing small animals in your cubicle
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Jog around everyone's desks during lunch wearing a skin tight, see-thru unitard
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
keep suggesting "fuck me fridays"

Say. Her. Name.
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Lick penis shaped lollipops during meetings
hiddentalent123
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Miss a deadline because you were keeping up with your fuck, fuck, pass, slipping in, diving in, pass again, fuck, and spank your ass posts
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Nod off while your boss is giving your performance review
Guest
Lurker
Only web site you visit while in the office is Lush - and you are posting on the Forums throughout the entire day - it is all you do
Guest
Lurker
Post a fathead made of your boss in the lunch/break room and provide a container of darts.
Guest
Lurker
Quickly respond with "Go fuck yourself" every time your boss asks you to do something
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Road kill casserole at the company picnic.
Jam_Wil_Mac
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Sacrifice a goat on your boss' desk
hiddentalent123
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Touch your bosses shoulder in a Board meeting, quietly whisper in his ear, "I'm going to kick your fucking ass after work..." and smile at him
Nikki703
Active Ink Slinger
Use your bosses desk drawers as your own personal bathroom
Guest
Lurker
Undress and do naked yoga in your office.

Edit...too slow

Vigorously engage in naked yoga in your office with the door open
Guest
Lurker
Violently kick people in the shins whenever they disagree with you
hiddentalent123
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Whistle, incessantly, non-stop whistling, for the whole day
Guest
Lurker
Xerox the faces of your co-workers by force
hiddentalent123
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Yell out, "I'M IN THE MOOD FOR A POWERFUCK!!!!", while rubbing your cock through your Dockers...
TheSensualLady
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Zap your boss with a stun gun
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Ass-to-Ass rubbing as your greeting every time you see a co-worker
hiddentalent123
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Bore a glory hole in the men's stall and wait...
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Lurker
Carry around a ventriloquist doll all day long - and have it be foul mouthed and extremely politically incorrect.
Jam_Wil_Mac
Active Ink Slinger
Deliver a mould of your cock to your boss and say, "for your daughter's cunt."
TheSensualLady
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Embarrass your co-workers by loudly commenting on everything they do all day. "Daryl never washed his hands when he used the restroom and now he's eating popcorn and licking his fingers, that's gross."
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