How to lose your job... ABC style

13 Jul 2014

Gasping loudly every time you leave the boss room

13 Jul 2014

Having sex with a co-worker on a lunch room table.

13 Jul 2014

Idealize and tell in details for everyone how you would like to dismember your superior and distribute the parties.

13 Jul 2014

Jiggle your balls while walking into the Board meeting and say,"Damn! I need a release! Be right back..."

13 Jul 2014

Kindly shouting and swearing anyone who jiggle his balls smile

13 Jul 2014

Listen with great interest to a coworker's problems then immediately laugh in their face while calling them a stupid loser.

13 Jul 2014

Message everyone in the company that you're hosting an open orgy; you're providing the condoms and lube

13 Jul 2014

Nap while you're naked on your boss's desk while they're gone to lunch and when they return tell them it's time to get naked to make your dreams reality

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

14 Jul 2014

Open the break room's refrigerator and drop your pants to cool off. Of course this is done with people in the area...

14 Jul 2014

Peeing in the flower pot!

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14 Jul 2014

Questioning the sexuality of all people.

14 Jul 2014

Rolling around on the conference room table during a meeting while only wearing a diaper

14 Jul 2014

Salivating disgustingly while looking at your coworkers having lunch.

15 Jul 2014

Take everything from your boss' office and put it all in the bathroom

16 Jul 2014

Usually squatting and peeing in your bosses office will do the trick!

16 Jul 2014

Visually inspect everyone's genitals by force

16 Jul 2014

Whenever possible, answer questions with Madonna lyrics, such as "because I'm a material girl."

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

16 Jul 2014

Xerox a picture of your bosses face and put it in all the toilets

16 Jul 2014

Yodel on the phone when answering phone calls and any questions co-workers ask you

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

16 Jul 2014

Zero tolerance for stupid rambling and wasting time during meetings aimed at your boss by doing and saying this.

16 Jul 2014

Ask the woman in the copy room, "Does it smell like fresh vagina in here? I smell fresh vagina" angel7

16 Jul 2014

Buy condoms and give them to your boss with a note that says, please spare the world any chance of having any one like you in the world.

16 Jul 2014

Casually say while staring at your co-workers tits, "Can't hear you talk Bella. The blood rushing to my cock is too loud"

16 Jul 2014

Drink on the job and offer alcohol to all of your co-workers

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

16 Jul 2014

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Casually say while staring at your co-workers tits, "Can't hear you talk Bella. The blood rushing to my cock is too loud"

Ever so conspicuously, I reach for your cock saying, "Show me, don't tell me." Whilst the office door is open.

17 Jul 2014

Forcibly cavity search everybody looking for stolen office supplies

17 Jul 2014

Gag yourself and throw up on your bosses lap

17 Jul 2014

Hallucinate while you're on LSD

17 Jul 2014

Intercom Music: Play music loudly over the intercom like nursery rhymes first then heavy metal rotating between both all day

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

17 Jul 2014

Just put it on speaker phone when having phone sex.