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How to lose your job... ABC style

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Kicking your boss in the balls
Laughing inappropriately during meetings
Masterbating in the Boss's coffee cup
Nicely telling the boss to Go Fuck His Hat!
Ogling the boss's wife
Peeing on the boss's desk, while he is sitting at it.

Quack loudly and waddle around the room as your boss meets with the company's top client.
Resisting a strong temptation to delete all company e-mails BUT YOU DO IT ANYWAY!
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Slapping a co worker on the ass as they bend over to pick up a cup of pencils you knocked down on purpose.


Smacks Vanessa's ass twice as she gets in position :P
Openly masturbating and winking everyone passing by :P
Tweak your alphabetically challenged co workers boobies in full view of the HR supervisor.
undress at your desk
Very loudly call a VP an asshole during a high level meeting, listen while CEO demands you apologize, calmly look VP in the eye and say "I'm sorry you're an asshole"
whizz in the bosses coffee
Xeroxes of your ass sent to the bosses secretary did not go well...
Yelling "I'm cumming" while you chat on lush on company time
Zoning while thinking of your girlfriend...
Asking your boss to wear skimpier skirts...
telling your boss that his wife is a sexy whore
Show up to work with a raging, nose dripping cold...

Yell, BOOGER FIGHT!!!

And chase everyone around flickin' yur pickin's

Just saying... could work.

urinating in the lobby while singing, "i'm a little teapot". (bonus points if you're a dude)

Say. Her. Name.


Very loud sex in the staff room. Or you know, just sex in the staff room in general.
Wanking off to the quarterly report on your computer.
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Very loud sex in the staff room. Or you know, just sex in the staff room in general.


Tell me when, and I'll show up to your work to help you with this.

Then, I'll take you up on your offer of coffee

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Tell me when, and I'll show up to your work to help you with this.

Then, I'll take you up on your offer of coffee



Your plan could be soured by the fact that I work in education although I could make an exception seen as I assuming your stamina has improved since giving up Maccas.;)

Xploring a co-worker
Yelling obscenities at the company picnic
zoning out and accidentally hitting "reply all" when sending your coworker a naughty christmas pic.

Say. Her. Name.


Allowing yourself to be fucked on the photocopier
Butt-fucking the boss's secretary while she's bent over the reception desk
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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