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How to lose your job... ABC style

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Jizz in customers food.
Kick the CEO in the ass
Kick the CEO's wife.
Leave a used tampon in the boss's coffee cup.

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Masturbate under the desk whilst in a meeting with your boss
never call your boss the correct name
Organize a raid to get all the staff arrested for drug use.
Pee in the boss's coffee while he is not looking
Queef the national anthem in a meeting
Run through the work place, screaming fire, every day until fired.
slap your boss on the arse every time you talk to him/her
Take a moment every hour to flash your boss and your coworkers.
urinate in the sodas
Visit the toilet every 5 minutes
Walk around mimicking your boss in a posh, prissy accent.
key up the intercom system and cut a 20 second fart
use X-ray glasses to see your boss' wife naked.
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Yawn repeatedly when your customers complain to you. When asked, tell them that they bore you.
Fake zipping up someone's fly, and grope them when doing so.
Answer the phones as if you worked for a phone sex service.
Clap continuously right in the bosses face, ever time someone says a certain word
Egg all the employee's cars.
Fuck the boss's son in the conference room


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Glue everyone to their seats and set off the fire alarms.
Hop around like a bunny wherever you have to go


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Invite your bosses daughter over for an all girl orgy
Knit a scarf with the boss's girlfriends name on it and mail it to his wife accidentally