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How to lose your job... ABC style
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Gold hearted fun loving Aussie Angel
mindlessly yell obscenities at customers and collegues
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Never return your boss's emails and phone calls.
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Weaver of Words
post your resume out there using the company internet
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Question your boss's choice of deodorant
Weaver of Words
run around naked
Weaver of Words
tell your boss to go to hell
Weaver of Words
Voice your opinion about what an idiot your boss is over the PA system
Weaver of Words
X-ray your privates and display it in the entryway of your office building.
Weaver of Words
Answer the phone ''sex shop, who would you like to fuck?''
Weaver of Words
Catch a nap during an important meeting
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Having sex on the bosses desk, without him
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Did we skip "j"?
Jacking off on top of the copying machine.
Jacking off on top of the copying machine.
The "notorious gunman".
yes, yes we didChange your OOTO (out of the office) response to any of this: Guaranteed to lose your job immediately.
1. I will be on holiday from [date] to [date]. Each person may send me one email while I am gone. I will randomly delete multiple emails from you until only one is left. You have already sent me one email.
2. I've run away to join the circus. A different one.
3. I'm away until [date]. If you have an immediate issue, contact [name]. If your issue is not immediate, why are you emailing me?
4. I cannot handle your emails until I return on [date]. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. I'm away from my desk at the moment. My cubicle and computer are still here, but someone took my desk. I've gone off to look for it.
6. I am out for the day at a doctor's appointment. My brain is being removed so I can enter management.
7. I stayed at a motel last night because of the weather, and my cat ran under the bed, which is bolted to the floor. I can't ask the chambermaids to help me catch the cat, because I'm not supposed to have a cat in here. As soon as the cat comes out, I'll be back in to work.
8. I'm not out of the office. I'm ignoring you.
9. I am away from the office right now. Unfortunately, I will be back tomorrow.
10. I am no longer checking this email account. The company and I reached a settlement, and in exchange for my not coming within 500 feet of their offices, I will not serve any time.
11. I am away until [date]. I have full access to phone and email, but refuse to use them for work.
12. I am attending training for one week. Don't expect any difference when I return.
13. I'm out of the office, and probably drinking.
14. You have been charged £5.99 for the first 10 words of your email and £1.99 for each additional word.
15. I will be out of the office on medical leave for the next 2 weeks. When I return, please call me Loretta instead of Steve.
16. I am out of the office until [date]. Enjoy the quiet.
17. On annual leave, hope to win the lottery and never return.
18. Your message contained 15 characters too many for our system to accept at the present time. Please re-format and re-send.
19. On a beach, no laptop, no iPhone. Back [date].
20. I am away until [date]. During my absence, please contact [name]. He won't help you either.
1. I will be on holiday from [date] to [date]. Each person may send me one email while I am gone. I will randomly delete multiple emails from you until only one is left. You have already sent me one email.
2. I've run away to join the circus. A different one.
3. I'm away until [date]. If you have an immediate issue, contact [name]. If your issue is not immediate, why are you emailing me?
4. I cannot handle your emails until I return on [date]. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. I'm away from my desk at the moment. My cubicle and computer are still here, but someone took my desk. I've gone off to look for it.
6. I am out for the day at a doctor's appointment. My brain is being removed so I can enter management.
7. I stayed at a motel last night because of the weather, and my cat ran under the bed, which is bolted to the floor. I can't ask the chambermaids to help me catch the cat, because I'm not supposed to have a cat in here. As soon as the cat comes out, I'll be back in to work.
8. I'm not out of the office. I'm ignoring you.
9. I am away from the office right now. Unfortunately, I will be back tomorrow.
10. I am no longer checking this email account. The company and I reached a settlement, and in exchange for my not coming within 500 feet of their offices, I will not serve any time.
11. I am away until [date]. I have full access to phone and email, but refuse to use them for work.
12. I am attending training for one week. Don't expect any difference when I return.
13. I'm out of the office, and probably drinking.
14. You have been charged £5.99 for the first 10 words of your email and £1.99 for each additional word.
15. I will be out of the office on medical leave for the next 2 weeks. When I return, please call me Loretta instead of Steve.
16. I am out of the office until [date]. Enjoy the quiet.
17. On annual leave, hope to win the lottery and never return.
18. Your message contained 15 characters too many for our system to accept at the present time. Please re-format and re-send.
19. On a beach, no laptop, no iPhone. Back [date].
20. I am away until [date]. During my absence, please contact [name]. He won't help you either.