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How to lose your job... ABC style

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Leigh65
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touch myself at my desk
hiddentalent123
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Quote by Leigh65
touch myself at my desk

hey Leigh! The thread is "How to LOSE your job" not "How to get a promotion"

use the bosses computer to watch porn
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Vomit on your boss and/or his/her desk everyday
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Whipped Cream everything in the office
hiddentalent123
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eXcrete bodily fluids on co-workers coffee mugs
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Yell at your boss
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Zip and unzip your pants repeatedly while winking at your boss
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Ass, just sit on it and do nothing.
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Being a bitch
bill11
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Catching the boss kissing the office staff!!
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Dipping your tit in the bosses coffee
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eating the bosses secretary on his desk.
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Frequently masturbating at my desk loudly


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
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Give awkwardly long, body pressing hugs to each person in the office each time you see them throughout the day - and say "It's so good to see you"
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Hugging passionately every customer
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Invite your unknowing boss and his/her significant other to a private swingers party and greet them at the door fully nude
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Jeering at all
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Lying about everything
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Massaging your genitals during a meeting and glaring at a co-worker
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Never wearing panties with short skirts and sitting with your legs open
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Oral sex with a co-worker at your desk
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Peeing on the copy machine
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Quietly asking the guy next to you at the urinal if he wants to have sex
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Refusing to help customers because you're taking naked pictures in the bathroom to send to your lover
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
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Slapping your boss repeatedly hard on the ass after every interaction with him/her.
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Talking dirty on the job
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Use your bosses car in a convenient store robbery
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Verbally abuse clients and coworkers
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Walk off the job, with no notice given