How to lose your job... ABC style

29 Jun 2014

Wash your genitals in a basin on top of the bosses desk

29 Jun 2014

Xerox your tongue as you are licking the glass - most effective if done while multiple coworkers are waiting to use the copier.

30 Jun 2014

Yell a stream of obscenities at the new client on a conference call

30 Jun 2014

Zoom in close with a camera while taking a picture and ask if your boss has thought about a facelift to take a few years off

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

30 Jun 2014

Answer the phones while cumming....oh the moans....

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.

30 Jun 2014

Boobs out of the shirt

30 Jun 2014

Calling pay-per-minute sex chats on the company phone

30 Jun 2014

Dialing your girlfriend and racking up 1000 minutes over the limit.... Whistle

30 Jun 2014

Enjoying watching porn videos on the company Internet service

30 Jun 2014

Fuck your boss's teenage daughter on his desk while he's at lunch.

30 Jun 2014

Give blow jobs in your office with the doors open.

1 Jul 2014

Have a screaming orgasm while sitting in your cubicle

1 Jul 2014

Ignore every directive given to you.

1 Jul 2014

Jiggle your balls in the break room and say, "Man they feel full!"

1 Jul 2014

Kill time by writing stories for Lush on the company computer!

1 Jul 2014

Lick your bosses face when you say good morning

1 Jul 2014

Masturbate while on the phone with customers - and telling them that you are in between heavy breathing

1 Jul 2014

Nibbling your supervisor's fingers and saying they taste just like they did in your dream before work ...Yummy

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

1 Jul 2014

openly smashing the windows in your boss's car while your co-workers watch out the bosses window

1 Jul 2014

Post a naked pic of your boss in the break room

2 Jul 2014

Quietly masturbate while glaring through the glass of the cubicle

2 Jul 2014

roll a joint while in a meeting.

2 Jul 2014

Slouch in your chair while in group meetings as you openly attempt to get upskirt pics with your phone.

2 Jul 2014

Touch your butthole in your bosses office and ask him/her if it smells normal

2 Jul 2014

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Touch your butthole in your bosses office and ask him/her if it smells normal

Uncover all of your bosses dirty online secrets and send out a mass company email

2 Jul 2014

Vacuum the genitals of your work friends

2 Jul 2014

Wander around the office aimlessly in nothing but waders

2 Jul 2014

X-radiating charm through the halls of your office

2 Jul 2014

yell in the cafeteria that your boss has a 3 inch dick (works whether boss is male or female)

3 Jul 2014

Zip up my bondage mask and tell the boss I'm done talking