How to lose your job... ABC style

3 Jul 2014

Arrive early and steal the entire office's chairs but leave your own.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

3 Jul 2014

Borrow the boss's wife for the nite.

3 Jul 2014

Cook meth in the break room kitchenette

4 Jul 2014

Dance on the conference table during a really important meeting, while playing 'Sexy and I know it' and pretending to strip

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

4 Jul 2014

Explain to your boss in vivid details with pictures how you rubbed every item on his/her desk with your naked ass.

4 Jul 2014

Fuck the maintenance guy at your desk

4 Jul 2014

Get a colon cleansing in the break room

5 Jul 2014

Hump the leg of co-workers like a dog

5 Jul 2014

Interview: Post an ad for your job and conduct interviews for your replacement right in your office.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

5 Jul 2014

Jump up and down 10 times whenever someone's name is mentioned. And with each jump you yell out their name.

5 Jul 2014

Kiss everyone but the boss

5 Jul 2014

Lapdance your co-workers on their birthday

5 Jul 2014

Mimic everything your boss says in a whiny voice.

5 Jul 2014

Nitpick about everything you're told to do.

5 Jul 2014

Oral sex in the break room.

5 Jul 2014

Pee in the corner of the conference room during the quarterly meeting

6 Jul 2014

Question anything anyone says with assertions like, "Says who?," "How do you know?", and "Why should I?"

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

6 Jul 2014

Rap sing your meeting contributions

6 Jul 2014

Staple a list ranking everyone by how lazy they are...boss being #1 by the coffee pot.

6 Jul 2014

Tackle your boss to the ground then sit on him/her as you tickle him/her

6 Jul 2014

Sell company secrets to the enemy

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.

6 Jul 2014

Unplug the refrigerator on a Friday afternoon so that it builds up a nice stench by Monday.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

6 Jul 2014

Visualize deviant sex acts and after finding gifs, send them company mass email. Tagged, "Ya wanna?"

6 Jul 2014

Wink then stick out your tongue and slowly lick your lips as you stare at your coworkers.

6 Jul 2014

X-rated porn on my computer. Lots of it! Freaky stuff! Lol

6 Jul 2014

Yell out all kinds of obscene things every five minutes addressed to random co-workers as if you have Tourette's syndrome

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

7 Jul 2014

Zigzag around the office and each time you get near someone, try to unzip a zipper on their clothing - all the while be buzzing constantly like a bee.

7 Jul 2014

Ask your boss for a raise while you're standing there in a full body leopard print onesie

7 Jul 2014

Bring Oreos to share with the whole office, but first lick the filling out of each one and reassemble the cookies.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

7 Jul 2014

Camouflage your cubicle, get your crossbow ready, and start calling for turkey