I am naked because I forgot where I left my clothes.
I am naked because I am running free
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
Well.... ah....no officer, ah a dog eat my clothes. The honey? No...I cant explaine that
I am naked because I am blue.
I am naked because I am happy
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
I am naked because I drank some wine.
I'm naked, because it is 11:50 pm (my time) and I'm hitting the hay. Goodnight all
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I am pleasuring myself thinking of my dear subs and ways to bring pleasure to them.
I am naked because I just got out of a hot bubble bath, and kitty needed a shave.
I'm naked beause I'm about to slip into my lycra superhero suit....da da daaaaaah! FLYGIRL (LMAO)
*flies off into the sunset*
I'm naked because I aimed that damn torch blower backwards again.
I'm naked because I'm thinking about an ex of mine and that is the way i would like her to picture me... Naked!!
I am naked because I am ready for Eey
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
I am naked because it just feels so good.
I'm naked because I just saw Mari above me.
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
I am naked because I really don't like clothes.
I'm naked in hope that a masked intruder will surprise me
im naked because I love to feel the breeze
Get on Get in Enjoy the ride I am naked because I like to feel the breeze with CLSW
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
I went skinning dipping and the dog ran off with my pants. The house keys are in the pocket. "*Whistles* *Whistles* *Whistles* Here girl, here girl!"
To take advantage of Eeyore who is just waiting.
I'm naked because I've always wanted to ride bareback, bare assed.
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BB
I'm naked so my flatmates younger brother wont leave cum stains on my dress.
Mia
I'm naked because my fly broke.