because its to hot in my bedroom for clothes
Because I don't like to wear clothes when I have the house to myself.
because a hydraulic hose burst and flung hot oil on me and i had to strip down in front of all the mechanics.
i didnt do laundry tonite
coz i'm gonna shower again
because I am having a sexy chat with a beautiful woman on LS
Because I am gonna masturbate
For I enjoy frostbite. Rather that feeling of ones skin being very chilled, then jumping into a hot shower!!!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China. Cos I just got out of the shower and its cool in here. There is something to be said about letting the water droplets slide down your nipples, when its chilly, and getting that first morning PERK!!
Because she is playing with me
Do something out of character each day this week. Change your hairstyle, wear a different colour, show your teeth when you smile, eat chocolate-anything! Just choose to be different because you can!
because she is giving me a massage
cos its easier and more comfortable xx
because the neighbors haven't complained yet
because it feels so damned good
because i luv the freedom
Because Im in bed............Again!
Because Im cleaning up...after
Do something out of character each day this week. Change your hairstyle, wear a different colour, show your teeth when you smile, eat chocolate-anything! Just choose to be different because you can!
because i just got out of bed and am too lazy to get dressed yet
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches --- and it doesn't matter if it is Visa or Mastercard