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I am wishing Simplyjohn could do my housecleaning too so I can focus on fixing steak and potatoes instead.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Quote by simplyjohn
I am thinking I should log off here and do some cleaning.


I've a pile of washing and ironing you can catch up on, Pongo...and you can whip me up a roast dinner if you fancy...?
I am thinking I would do your housework for steak and potatoes and for Maebee for sexual favours .. lol.

Crap Cin snuck in ... waves hello Cin.
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I've a pile of washing and ironing you can catch up on, Pongo...and you can whip me up a roast dinner if you fancy...?


I am so not washing your bloomers and other nasty under garments. As for the whipping yes .. roast dinner .. get stuffed!.
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Crap Cin snuck in ... waves hello Cin.


Who you callin' Crap Cin, Mister Pepe le Pongo?
I'll have the bloody besom to you if you're not careful!

Hiya John
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I am wishing you sweet dreams and a wonderful week


Night-night

I am going to enjoy a nice glass of milk.
Quote by simplyjohn
I am thinking I would do your housework for steak and potatoes and for Maebee for sexual favours .. lol.

Crap Cin snuck in ... waves hello Cin.


Just what do you mean by sexual favours, rosettes with all positions of Kama Sutra depicted on each one?
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Just what do you mean by sexual favours, rosettes with all positions of Kama Sutra depicted on each one?


Never heard of him/her.

I am thinking I really really must do some cleaning now.
I am running on empty!!
I am knitting a scarf.
I am not knitting a scarf or anything. Less stress for family and I if I buy the item
I am so happy to have the day off.
I am shaving my beard off......................
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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I am shaving my beard off......................


I am thinking that if jack shaves his beard off I could fall for him!!!
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I am still waiting for evidence that Jack's beard has gone!!
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I am off to the airport soon
Anywhere nice Luce? Does that mean I AM the sexiest while you are away?
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I am thinking about what to do about lush.
I am obviously bored!
I am tired of seeing people disappear from here without knowing why.
I will second that hun x
I am not sure
Have lots of fun
I am nobody's fool.
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I am tired of seeing people disappear from here without knowing why.


Right? my words exactly
I am going with the consensus here, an evening of reflection is in order for me
I am watching the ball game tonight with my daughter. If all goes well, we'll have another game to watch tomorrow.
I am in bed. Ready to sleep!! No way!!
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I am in bed. Ready to sleep!! No way!!

Good night!!
I am currently having a very interesting conversation with another lushie.
I am sitting in the office rubbing my pussy, my knickers are soaking but my Mistress says I am not allowed to cum yet