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Quote by roccotool
Orgy and you never invited me, Bike?


Hey Man if I new about sure thing I would have LOL
Quote by bikebum1975
Quote by roccotool
Orgy and you never invited me, Bike?


Hey Man if I new about sure thing I would have LOL


Pick me pick me!!

Can I come?
** Feels snubbed and walks out in a huff **

Ling
Clicked and posted night all
My daddy has a “Heart Episode” last night; he’s doing fine now --- but is scheduled to go into surgery at 2:00pm today to have a Pacemaker put in…
Quote by O0ziiomara0O
My daddy has a “Heart Episode” last night; he’s doing fine now --- but is scheduled to go into surgery at 2:00pm today to have a Pacemaker put in…


I'm sending my luck to you and your family - hope everything goes well
I'm sorry to hear that, Mara. I will say my aunts and uncles have had that done, and they've gone on to lead normal lives. Let us know how it all goes, please.
He's out, looks good a little yellowish and weak but good... I'm sitting in in front of him right now, thanks for caring guys..!
Hmm wut to post, cant think of anything
Vodka.
Catnip, what is your av of? It looks like something out of a horror film...
the orginial whicker man or something?
PUDDING!!! lol idk im just random
Someone looking into their past, found on the net.

Cool photo Rocco
That was really cool roc.

Ling
That would be an awesome (maybe slightly useless) super power to have
ling your invited too the more the marrier
Quote by stuart1975
ling your invited too the more the marrier


** Smiles and rushes back **

I just knew I was wanted!

Ling
does anyone know how to sound proof bedrooms?
I hate having a cold. I'm irritable, have a sore throat and hardly slept last night.

I hope it isn't swine flu
Hope ya feel better soon Nicki. Sucks being sick.
Quote by nicola
I hate having a cold. I'm irritable, have a sore throat and hardly slept last night.

I hope it isn't swine flu


Feel better. Drink Lots of fluids!
Quote by rxtales
does anyone know how to sound proof bedrooms?


Get a stereo that's louder than you are?

Make sure your neighbors are deaf?

Maybe these are just for me.

Ling
Quote by Ling-Li
Quote by rxtales
does anyone know how to sound proof bedrooms?


Get a stereo that's louder than you are?

Make sure your neighbors are deaf?

Maybe these are just for me.

Ling


Thanks. Not my bedroom though. My parents

I find my ipod is very very useful
10 INTERESTING FACTS

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) (How'd they figure this out, and why?)

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still can't get over that pig thing) (Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)

5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) (Yet pigs have 30-minute orgasms?)

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmmm........)

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did taxpayers pay for this research??)

9. Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

I'll Be Home For Christmas - Holly spends Advent preparing for Nick's return.

Good Girl - She’s a badass by day and his Good Girl at night.

His To Use - A Dom and his sub enjoy a session at a hotel.

Good one Tech
Hope your father is feelin better Mara......

Hope you are feeling better too Nicki.....

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."