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its the weekend .. yipee
.. I was once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions...
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The excitement never ends. now that the weather is merely warm instead of the scorching heat we had the last few days, grocery shopping!! Fun, because I love to shop, but not fun because I have to avoid certain things now...:-( However, I'm getting all the stuff together to make crepes for hubby and I for breakfast tomorrow...that should be nice...fresh strawberries and cream, yum!!
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
Two Wolves
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.
He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all.
One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, respect, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.
He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all.
One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, respect, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
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Woo hoo LS. Good to see you. Send me the details
Have you been busy?
Very busy with work. So busy, I missed my own birthday on Thursday.
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Oh noes Sharon!
Very profound Roccospank.
One day a woman who owned a pet duck awoke to find her beloved animal lying still upon the floor. Deeply concerned, she rushed him to the local veterinarian, who was known to be a grumpy and contrary man.
The vet asked her to put her duck upon the examination table and prodded the waterfowl a few times with a biro. Nothing happened. Turning to the woman, he announced,
“Madam, your duck is dead. That’s gonna be 20 euro.”
Well, she became very upset upon hearing this and cried, “Surely it can’t be true! Isn’t there something else you can try - he just can’t be dead! Can I have a second opinion?”
At that the vet gave a sharp whistle and a black labrador retriever bounded into the room.
The dog approached the table, sniffed the duck a few times and then retreated, backwards, to the corner where he lay down and put his paws over his head.
“Now do you believe me?” the vet said to her again, “Your duck is dead.”
“What was that?!” she cried, “You call that a proper examination? I demand you give him a proper examination!”
The vet then made a “whshhh! Whshhhh!” sound and a cat entered the room. He leaped onto the table with the duck and carefully walked all around it, peering at it intently from all angles. Then he leapt to the floor, retreated next to the labrador and lay down, also putting its paws over its head.
“Well!” said the vet, “I think we can safely conclude that your duck is, indeed, dead.”
“You’re insane,” replied the woman. “I’m taking my duck and going to another veterinarian. Now, how much do I owe you again?”
“One hundred and forty euro,” replied the vet. The woman was shocked.
“Just a minute ago you said it was just twenty euro!” she cried.
“Yes,” replied the vet, “but since then we’ve had a cat scan and a lab report.”
Very profound Roccospank.
One day a woman who owned a pet duck awoke to find her beloved animal lying still upon the floor. Deeply concerned, she rushed him to the local veterinarian, who was known to be a grumpy and contrary man.
The vet asked her to put her duck upon the examination table and prodded the waterfowl a few times with a biro. Nothing happened. Turning to the woman, he announced,
“Madam, your duck is dead. That’s gonna be 20 euro.”
Well, she became very upset upon hearing this and cried, “Surely it can’t be true! Isn’t there something else you can try - he just can’t be dead! Can I have a second opinion?”
At that the vet gave a sharp whistle and a black labrador retriever bounded into the room.
The dog approached the table, sniffed the duck a few times and then retreated, backwards, to the corner where he lay down and put his paws over his head.
“Now do you believe me?” the vet said to her again, “Your duck is dead.”
“What was that?!” she cried, “You call that a proper examination? I demand you give him a proper examination!”
The vet then made a “whshhh! Whshhhh!” sound and a cat entered the room. He leaped onto the table with the duck and carefully walked all around it, peering at it intently from all angles. Then he leapt to the floor, retreated next to the labrador and lay down, also putting its paws over its head.
“Well!” said the vet, “I think we can safely conclude that your duck is, indeed, dead.”
“You’re insane,” replied the woman. “I’m taking my duck and going to another veterinarian. Now, how much do I owe you again?”
“One hundred and forty euro,” replied the vet. The woman was shocked.
“Just a minute ago you said it was just twenty euro!” she cried.
“Yes,” replied the vet, “but since then we’ve had a cat scan and a lab report.”
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I love women!
Oh boy. 
I got this in my email the other day:
Hi!
How are you doing? How has passed your day? I came on a site of acquaintances
and I have decided to meet you. I earlier never got acquainted in such a way, therefore
For me it is very unfamiliar. I Russian lonely girl. Unfortunately I till this time
Has not met the liked person. But I do not lose hope to find once happiness of love
And home life. I like to prepare, be engaged in housekeeping. I would like
To do these things for my liked person. Probably you that person, with whom
I shall be happy also we shall divide together happiness of familie life.
I do not know how much you will be interested by my message for you,
but with impatience I shall wait the answer. I hope my photo to you it is pleasant?
Hi!
How are you doing? How has passed your day? I came on a site of acquaintances
and I have decided to meet you. I earlier never got acquainted in such a way, therefore
For me it is very unfamiliar. I Russian lonely girl. Unfortunately I till this time
Has not met the liked person. But I do not lose hope to find once happiness of love
And home life. I like to prepare, be engaged in housekeeping. I would like
To do these things for my liked person. Probably you that person, with whom
I shall be happy also we shall divide together happiness of familie life.
I do not know how much you will be interested by my message for you,
but with impatience I shall wait the answer. I hope my photo to you it is pleasant?
Matriarch
work, work, work, check the web for a little bit, work, work, go home.
Matriarch
Say what now?
Hi!
How are you doing? How has passed your day? I came on a site of acquaintances
and I have decided to meet you. I earlier never got acquainted in such a way, therefore
For me it is very unfamiliar. I Russian lonely girl. Unfortunately I till this time
Has not met the liked person. But I do not lose hope to find once happiness of love
And home life. I like to prepare, be engaged in housekeeping. I would like
To do these things for my liked person. Probably you that person, with whom
I shall be happy also we shall divide together happiness of familie life.
I do not know how much you will be interested by my message for you,
but with impatience I shall wait the answer. I hope my photo to you it is pleasant?
Matriarch
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Another day at the grind wheel.....does it ever end?
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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i hope so! and in the best possible way 
Matriarch
Not at 7:50pm, it's time for after dinner blue cheese and crackers, with a 2001 Cabernet 
Matriarch
For once, I'm speechless.
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Off to Dallas for the weekend.
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TBD
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