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Hey wait a minute! I just realized there's 1,194 posts and a whopping 8,028 views!


yeah I think we all cheat
...So let's add yet another post!
Now I'm not sure if I want to dance with somebody, or cheat with somebody...
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Getting cooler next Mon night
My ass looks freaking fine in some hot boi cuts but not nearly as fine as ali's in that sweet thong she has on
ail would you like to trade something fun to wear........Vickiekjoe
Tengo que ir al post office, ay I'll take forever there... Tengo ganas de cojer, y de terminar nuestro projecto!
I think of this commercial every time I'm hungry for Tex-Mex

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
I'd reach over and knock the head off that robot.


Netflix question again:
If Jack and Jill went up the hill, where did Fred go?

What's your answer?
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Quote by roccotool
I'd reach over and knock the head off that robot.


Netflix question again:
If Jack and Jill went up the hill, where did Fred go?

What's your answer?


An AA meeting...?
An AA meeting...?


No, Milwaukee. I'm surprised you didn't get that.

anyone who reads would have gotten that.
Carpe Diem

Red out
UGH - They said i couldn't sign up for the triathalon because I am a woman and incapable of any physical activity - maybe if I bitch enough they will let me?
incapable of any physical activity


What kind of crazy nonsense is that?!?!? Go beat their asses...that should prove your physical capabilities.
hmm, this thread is an interesting read...
I guess I should post something well there I just did LMAO
If your partner chooses to introduce ice-cream to spice up your sex life make sure she doesn't use 'Chunky Monkey' or if she does she should shave you first. The nuts (not the sperm carrying kind) are a pain to get rid of after!! Not cool, next time we do it my way.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Wow you just made me laugh out loud for real!.....mostly because I LOVE chunky monkey and also the visual that I got from what you wrote....LMAO!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Laughing.... Am watching the family guy where Peter starts writing erotic stories....
Simple pleasures.

Why? Why not?
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*sigh* work on a saturday...
I thought they had Triathlons for women, Rx?
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I thought they had Triathlons for women, Rx?


they do, but not here. They don't like women. But I bugged them enough that they are going to let me. smile Ran 9 miles today in the rain!
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. Abraham Lincoln

Dont ask why I posted this...It just popped into my head lol
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin


Nic, will you grab a beer for me while you're in there, please?


I will have a glass of wine myself while your up
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin