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nicola
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That reminds me of a joke Birdie.

A guy goes to the Psychiatrist and says, "my wife treats me like a dog, she belittles me in front of people, I feel so worthless."

The Psychiatrist says to him, "hope up here on the couch and tell me more."

He replies, "I'm not allowed on the couch."
LadySharon
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I'm tired.

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Guest
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I'm bored think I need a job. LOL
Birdie
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Quote by nicola
That reminds me of a joke Birdie.

A guy goes to the Psychiatrist and says, "my wife treats me like a dog, she belittles me in front of people, I feel so worthless."

The Psychiatrist says to him, "hope up here on the couch and tell me more."

He replies, "I'm not allowed on the couch."



Hmmm...wonder if that would work at my house? LOL
LadySharon
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TGIF!

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diversified
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well i clicked now i will post ... nothing of real interest ... life is hard, i have no time, want more sleep, need more coffee to stay awake for another 9 hours till bar shift is over, damn make that a double expresso, hell any caffine


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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Can't get in gear today. I just want to sip tea, listen to Mozart and read.
LunarVenom
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Horny...lol what else is new??
Guest
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I accomplished nothing today and feel good about it.
Birdie
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I got laid off from my job today.
nicola
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Oh Birdie, that's a blow.

Was it expected? Do you have contingency plans, or not worried about looking for now?
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I'm sorry to hear that! Are you ok?
Miyu_Mya
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i have nothing to say...
verity
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Not enough time ... and too much to do ... nothings changed then ...

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nicola
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Welcome Miyu, there, I wrote something.
Birdie
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Quote by nicola
Oh Birdie, that's a blow.

Was it expected? Do you have contingency plans, or not worried about looking for now?


It was expected, although no one told me about it. My boss told me that I could be called back in the spring...but he knows as well as I do that I wont be back. I love my job...it was interesting because I had never been around airplanes until I started this job and I learned a lot about them and airports in the three years that I was there.

There were 5 regular employees who worked there so in three years we became like a little, disgruntled family. I had 30+ pilots memorized by voice alone. When they called in on the radio, I knew exactly who they were and they never had to identify themselves. (They thought that was creepy at first). I have become too attached to the people there.

The only downfall to my job is/was my boss' wife. She hated me for no reason at all and it seemed like her main goal in life was to make me miserable. She was the only person there who didnt like me and no one could figure that one out. She has accused me of being a thief, a spy, a liar, and, worst of all, accused me of sleeping with more than one pilot...(god, if I only had the time for that!) Technically, I could own her if I turned her in.

That being said, when he finally told me that I was going to be laid off, I actually got excited because defending yourself on a daily basis against a bunch of outright lies is overly exhausting and I am ready for a change. He is letting me work through Saturday, which is going to be hard because that is the day that I have to say goodbye to everyone I have seen nearly every day for the past 3 years.
nicola
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That's very sad Birdie

I hope you find something that's up your alley pretty soon. I'd recommend a few months off without even looking, unless you need the $.
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Sorry to hear that Birdie. Best of luck to you.
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This could be the start of something even better. Birdie. Keep your chin up.
LadySharon
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Keep your head up, Birdie.

I didn't get my last paycheck and there's a danger of me not getting one tomorrow. Damn not-for-profit I work at!

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Algol
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Sorry to hear that Birdie. Something Exciting and Fun is sure to come your way.
Algol
Birdie
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Thanks everyone. Once I get through tomorrow I should be okay. I actually have plans, since I can get unemployment, to stay home for at least a month and do some interior decorating. We moved into this house almost a year ago and I have been so busy working that I have not had a chance to personalize the house...all I have been able to do is clean, clean, clean.
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I find myself in a similar situation Birdie, only you were given the courtesy of your boss actually telling you that you would no longer be working for them (although the possibility for re-hire is there)...

My boss called me, the Thursday before my birthday, and told me I would be off that coming weekend.

He then said that he or his son would call me Monday or Tuesday of the following week, but that if I didn't hear from one of them, I should call.

I called and was told "Uh, I don't know I'll have to talk to [the other one]. I'll call you back." And I never heard anything else from them.

I'm still filing for unemployment, with the EEOC, I'm sending his name and information to the IRS for other things he's done...

and I'll be calling the fire marshal tomorrow night and suggesting that he/she visit that particular bar around 1 am...

"Hell hath no fury as that of a woman scorned..." he should have known!

Ling
nicola
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Good luck with that Ling. Sounds like you 2 have very good cases for unfair dismissal.