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A big, black cloud has been lifted off this site, and Evil was vanquished again.


Whew.
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A big, black cloud has been lifted off this site, and Evil was vanquished again.


Whew.



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A big, black cloud has been lifted off this site, and Evil was vanquished again.


Whew.
Buh bye Pam, you were hard work at the best of times, prior to flipping out and making up nonsense about being an FBI agent, that part made me lose my coffee in hysterics. Threatening members on this site and friends of mine is not recommended
Finally mastered a song i've been working on the guitar for a month and a half!! I can play it through without a hitch!!!

:d/
Birdie is utterly ridiculous!
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Birdie is utterly ridiculous!


Dont be looking at my udders in that tone of voice.
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Birdie is utterly ridiculous!


Dont be looking at my udders in that tone of voice.


Don't have a cow!
Okay. Sorry bout that....

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Good riddance Pam, you were hard work at the best of times, prior to flipping out and making up nonsense about being an FBI agent, that part made me lose my coffee in hysterics. Threatening members on this site and friends of mine is not recommended



Don't go away mad just go away!!!! To Funny Nicki
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Okay. Sorry bout that....





shit! I missed it.....
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Good riddance Pam, you were hard work at the best of times, prior to flipping out and making up nonsense about being an FBI agent, that part made me lose my coffee in hysterics. Threatening members on this site and friends of mine is not recommended


she wasn't an FBI agent....she was a fucking lawyer....sheesh nic get your stories straight.....lmao!
its been a hard days night


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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going in the hospital in 2 hours for surgery ,be there 4 4-5 days . what am i gonna do without my lush ?


Good Luck and Get Well Soon! We will be here when you get back.


thx 4 ur good wishes birdie, im back home everything went fine . but now pm home ,checking out lush BUT......... they sent me home with a cathader in me so be a couple more days till i can ________----- till then i'll b thinking of you birdie .lol
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Why are people such assholes sometimes?
I wonder if I'm allowed to shoot kookaburras that wake me up at 5am? Or I could get an athletic cat to scare them away.
hmmm ... might have some heart problems to deal with along with other medical stuff that is going to hurt and scar


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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I wonder if I'm allowed to shoot kookaburras that wake me up at 5am? Or I could get an athletic cat to scare them away.



Find a good bait shop and buy a large portion of bait (maggots, crickets,...). Then figure out which new neighbour is not your favorite and bait their back yard. That should keep them busy for a while.
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Find a good bait shop and buy a large portion of bait (maggots, crickets,...). Then figure out which new neighbour is not your favorite and bait their back yard. That should keep them busy for a while.


Meanie! I actually like their racket, it wakes me up in a much nicer way than an alarm clock. Sounds like they are laughing their heads off. How do I set them for 6am instead of 5:30am though?

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hmmm ... might have some heart problems to deal with along with other medical stuff that is going to hurt and scar


oh no!...I'm sorry, I hope all turns out well...
playing 'catch up' and thought I see what's been happening here. Hope you are all well.

Oh, and as an FYI, soddin economic meltdown came a knocking at the door so have been real busy steadying the ship. Real life can bite at times!!
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My toddler-cousin just completely scratched up one of my Voyager DVD's. What the hell??
<SIGH> I hate it when stuff happens when I'm gone!

Sharing a computer SUCKS! Especially when the *party* you're sharing it with happens to be ADDICTED TO THE COMPUTER!

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hmmm ... might have some heart problems to deal with along with other medical stuff that is going to hurt and scar


oh no!...I'm sorry, I hope all turns out well...


well thanks!! and i hope all goes well too ... im having surgery on Friday going to be hospitalized for a week or so after sad going to miss lush so much if they don't let me bring in my laptop


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima