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Eli woke up this morning at about 2:30 and of course she is no different and sent me home to sleep when she knew damn well I could sleep there or in a hotel.


yes i sent you home because you looked like the walking dead. and you should have taken Jay with you but sure enough he was here when i got up to eat.


Hey Hey Hey everyone IM BACK to whore these forums up some more!! !! i must say Lydia you have been doing a mighty fine job.


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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Eli woke up this morning at about 2:30 and of course she is no different and sent me home to sleep when she knew damn well I could sleep there or in a hotel.


yes i sent you home because you looked like the walking dead. and you should have taken Jay with you but sure enough he was here when i got up to eat.


Hey Hey Hey everyone IM BACK to whore these forums up some more!! !! i must say Lydia you have been doing a mighty fine job.


Welcome back! Div!!! Hope your feeling better!
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Eli woke up this morning at about 2:30 and of course she is no different and sent me home to sleep when she knew damn well I could sleep there or in a hotel.


yes i sent you home because you looked like the walking dead. and you should have taken Jay with you but sure enough he was here when i got up to eat.


Hey Hey Hey everyone IM BACK to whore these forums up some more!! !! i must say Lydia you have been doing a mighty fine job.


Welcome back! Div!!! Hope your feeling better!


Darn! Now her head is going to grow even bigger.
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Eli woke up this morning at about 2:30 and of course she is no different and sent me home to sleep when she knew damn well I could sleep there or in a hotel.


yes i sent you home because you looked like the walking dead. and you should have taken Jay with you but sure enough he was here when i got up to eat.


Hey Hey Hey everyone IM BACK to whore these forums up some more!! !! i must say Lydia you have been doing a mighty fine job.


Welcome back! Div!!! Hope your feeling better!


Darn! Now her head is going to grow even bigger.

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Eli woke up this morning at about 2:30 and of course she is no different and sent me home to sleep when she knew damn well I could sleep there or in a hotel.


yes i sent you home because you looked like the walking dead. and you should have taken Jay with you but sure enough he was here when i got up to eat.


Hey Hey Hey everyone IM BACK to whore these forums up some more!! !! i must say Lydia you have been doing a mighty fine job.


Welcome back! Div!!! Hope your feeling better!


Darn! Now her head is going to grow even bigger.




WELCOME BACK ELI!!!!!!!!!!! I missed whoring up the forum with you!!!
Victoria"s Secret huh,, Damn fine place,,when I was a young boy I looked at the Sears & Roebuck catologue,, in the lingere section,, might have been what sparked my desire for older women!,,,,,,,,,,Hey this is the best I could come up with .
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Eli woke up this morning at about 2:30 and of course she is no different and sent me home to sleep when she knew damn well I could sleep there or in a hotel.


yes i sent you home because you looked like the walking dead. and you should have taken Jay with you but sure enough he was here when i got up to eat.


Hey Hey Hey everyone IM BACK to whore these forums up some more!! !! i must say Lydia you have been doing a mighty fine job.


Welcome back! Div!!! Hope your feeling better!


Darn! Now her head is going to grow even bigger.




WELCOME BACK ELI!!!!!!!!!!! I missed whoring up the forum with you!!!


well thank you for the welcome lol and lets get this forum whored to the max, shall we??

and Anna my head will not get that big!! but if it does then come see me and you can bring back down to size with your tongue!! lol


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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Eli woke up this morning at about 2:30 and of course she is no different and sent me home to sleep when she knew damn well I could sleep there or in a hotel.


yes i sent you home because you looked like the walking dead. and you should have taken Jay with you but sure enough he was here when i got up to eat.


Hey Hey Hey everyone IM BACK to whore these forums up some more!! !! i must say Lydia you have been doing a mighty fine job.


Welcome back! Div!!! Hope your feeling better!


Darn! Now her head is going to grow even bigger.




WELCOME BACK ELI!!!!!!!!!!! I missed whoring up the forum with you!!!


well thank you for the welcome lol and lets get this forum whored to the max, shall we??

and Anna my head will not get that big!! but if it does then come see me and you can bring back down to size with your tongue!! lol




Don't worry Anna! I'll help!!!
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*cough* more frosting...and chocolate...and....uh...staring at cute people...or...music....uh...brainfart.
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Eli woke up this morning at about 2:30 and of course she is no different and sent me home to sleep when she knew damn well I could sleep there or in a hotel.


yes i sent you home because you looked like the walking dead. and you should have taken Jay with you but sure enough he was here when i got up to eat.


Hey Hey Hey everyone IM BACK to whore these forums up some more!! !! i must say Lydia you have been doing a mighty fine job.


Welcome back! Div!!! Hope your feeling better!


Darn! Now her head is going to grow even bigger.




WELCOME BACK ELI!!!!!!!!!!! I missed whoring up the forum with you!!!


well thank you for the welcome lol and lets get this forum whored to the max, shall we??

and Anna my head will not get that big!! but if it does then come see me and you can bring back down to size with your tongue!! lol




Don't worry Anna! I'll help!!!



yay!! now why can't my head be the size of a hot air balloon??? oh well ....


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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Raw sugar? I'd rather eat raw Lydia....



Judging from your forum posts on certain subjects, you'd rather do a lot more...
And yes "rawr sugar"...and I don't know if you could handle "raw Lydia"...hehehehe...



...Anyway, I'm the Forum Whore!!! Yay! I'm oddly proud of this.
Did I start a new rawr trend? XD
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Raw sugar? I'd rather eat raw Lydia....



Judging from your forum posts on certain subjects, you'd rather do a lot more...
And yes "rawr sugar"...and I don't know if you could handle "raw Lydia"...hehehehe...



...Anyway, I'm the Forum Whore!!! Yay! I'm oddly proud of this.



i know i would love to handle "raw Lydia" and do allot more and some "raw sugar" too

im a forum whore too!!! lets be bestie forum whores!!


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
Dear Diary,

Yesterday I went to pay my cable bill. When I handed the woman the correct amount of money for my monthly bill she proceeded to tell me that I was $80 dollars short. Upon seeing the confused/alarmed look on my face she continued...telling me that I still needed to pay for the pay-per-view movies that I ordered.

What?!? I have never ordered a pay-per-view movie in my entire life AND I have no plans to do so since I have cable (I asked for basic cable...they gave me 150 channels) and btw, never get to watch the damn tv anyway because the troll living on the couch will not surrender the remote 99% of the time.

So, with a big sneer on her face, she begins to rattle off the titles of said movies along with dates and times ordered (in front of two other customers, who were giggling the entire time) and my thoughts began to drift to the 7 people living in this house, mainly the three males who live in my house. There, in front of the lady behind the counter AND the two customers AND my daughter, I started the process of premeditating, out loud, and included my plans to line them all up and make a pretty little garden with three heads of cabbage sticking out.

When told there was nothing that could be done except for me coughing up the cash, I rushed home and began what could only be described as a massive, pms driven rampage to find the culprit and bury him in the back yard.

No one knows what happend. Huh...I have one person in this house who is up all night. One who stays up half the night, and one who is usually up at 3am and they all want me to believe that no one noticed three slutty cheerleaders being gang banged by Santa and 4 of his little elves being played for two solid hours on a BIG SCREEN TV!! That's odd....

I have grounded one of the guys of the house...hell, I grounded the neighbor kid (who thought that I didnt have the power to ground him--Boy, was he ever wrong.) Everyone else is afraid of me including the cable guy, who reversed the charges and turned off the pay-per-view feature on my tv...FOREVER.

I LOVE IT WHEN THINGS GO MY WAY.
the bad news just keeps coming and coming!! when will i hear something good or thats is not as bad as this crap!!


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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Raw sugar? I'd rather eat raw Lydia....



Judging from your forum posts on certain subjects, you'd rather do a lot more...
And yes "rawr sugar"...and I don't know if you could handle "raw Lydia"...hehehehe...



...Anyway, I'm the Forum Whore!!! Yay! I'm oddly proud of this.



i know i would love to handle "raw Lydia" and do allot more and some "raw sugar" too

im a forum whore too!!! lets be bestie forum whores!!



*chuckles* of course you do Eli. And I thought we already were bestie forum whores!!?!
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Raw sugar? I'd rather eat raw Lydia....



Judging from your forum posts on certain subjects, you'd rather do a lot more...
And yes "rawr sugar"...and I don't know if you could handle "raw Lydia"...hehehehe...



...Anyway, I'm the Forum Whore!!! Yay! I'm oddly proud of this.



i know i would love to handle "raw Lydia" and do allot more and some "raw sugar" too

im a forum whore too!!! lets be bestie forum whores!!



*chuckles* of course you do Eli. And I thought we already were bestie forum whores!!?!


we are but i wanted to make it official!!! lol love ya!!!


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima