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*eats popcorn and watches wrestling match*


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Four days old, I got a Wifey, and now am the Forum Pimp. Jiminey crickets! This place moves at warp speed! I love it!!!

*runs into Wifey, does the sport thingie body slam




Make it so!!!
[inserts Picard here]
*snaps fingers like Q... oui oui mon petitie Wifey
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
I think Picard and Q should shack up. It would be adorable. I wonder what Q's like in bed, he has wicked powers, apparently foreplay lasts a wicked long time...hmmm.....
you and your Star Trek fantasies,
I want to be the meat in a Yar and Troi sandwich.


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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I want to be the meat in a Yar and Troi sandwich.


Have Seven of Nine and Hoshi join in and I'm a happy happy woman.
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... and of course i would welcome Woman to our forum whoring family ... wait ... does this mean we need a forum pimp???

if so we totally get to chose who it is!! right Lydia and Woman???


*Bangs my dildoesque looking gavel on my desk.... notion passed! We get to choose!!!!


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The other day Woman was the chat room pimp, she even had a big hat and I was one of her hoes.


Ahh... but cheri! I did not have any bling nor a swank cane with rhinestones!



Hell yeah, as the Forum Whore, I knight Woman as the Forum Pimp. Now, where's that gavel.....And we'll have to fix that, someone get my Wifey her bling!!!!!

And Eli, I love you!! Woot....just sayin.


love you too Lydia. now we just need some more to join the cause. any guys want to become forum whores lol ... primal? ...


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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love you too Lydia. now we just need some more to join the cause. any guys want to become forum whores lol ... primal? ...



Hey I suggested forum whores to Lydia in the first place, so I'm already enlisted I suppose lol

Practice what you preach right?


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Just happy to be alive.
Carpe Diem

Red out
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!


Happy Turkey Day to you too Birdie!!!

And to the rest of Lush, of course!!!
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love you too Lydia. now we just need some more to join the cause. any guys want to become forum whores lol ... primal? ...



Hey I suggested forum whores to Lydia in the first place, so I'm already enlisted I suppose lol

Practice what you preach right?


Actually we thought it up at the same time.
But, I happily night you the Primal Male Forum Whore!
I would also like to be a forum whore!!! Please Lydia, Woman, Primal, and Eli.
Don't overeat ,, you are what you eat,, and who wants to be a Turkey!
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I would also like to be a forum whore!!! Please Lydia, Woman, Primal, and Eli.


I think the mods should make several forum whores. We have a simple job. Advertise and whore up the forums...

Welcome to the Whoring Circle!!
If Shameless is right, I'm a pumpkin pie.

Someone should eat me.
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If Shameless is right, I'm a pumpkin pie.

Someone should eat me.


i would be glad too eat you up!! and have some later ... mmmmm now i'm hungry


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
lol it's an all you can eat buffet!
*walks in wearing her fedora, using her walking cane and smoking a cigar singing... If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits puttin' on the Ritz....

Spots Diversified and Wifey, raise an eye brow with a fun idea. Whip cream for the ladies then a taste testing competition!!!!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
This is why I love you Wifey Pimp.
Whoops! I forgot to mention who the taste tester is!!! Eternal and Primal!!! WOOT! Never fear! I volun-told others we need tasters.

*grins and puts a spare fedora on Wifey
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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*walks in wearing her fedora, using her walking cane and smoking a cigar singing... If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits puttin' on the Ritz....

Spots Diversified and Wifey, raise an eye brow with a fun idea. Whip cream for the ladies then a taste testing competition!!!!


mmmmmmmmmmm sounds like great!!!! lets just bring in a bunch of different flavors and have as Lydia said a buffet of tastes and licks


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
Game on!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
ca za!!! lets get this game rolling along and no i don't mean just the tongues


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
And the winner gets vaginal weights instead of Olympic style medals. You know what they say! A tight vagina is a happy vagina!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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Quote by diversified


love you too Lydia. now we just need some more to join the cause. any guys want to become forum whores lol ... primal? ...



Hey I suggested forum whores to Lydia in the first place, so I'm already enlisted I suppose lol

Practice what you preach right?


Actually we thought it up at the same time.
But, I happily night you the Primal Male Forum Whore!


Yeah I didn't word that very well.



LOL I made a simple little sig bar for it ha ha ha.

http://www.userbars.com/


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

-------
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Quote by Woman
And the winner gets vaginal weights instead of Olympic style medals. You know what they say! A tight vagina is a happy vagina!



They're all tight, Woman! Hip hip hooray!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Well Iam in over my head on this one!,,,,,AND SHE LIKES IT!