Alright Ladies!!! *clap clap Squeeze... two three four... and release...
Gentleman, we will need practice on the real McCoy soon. Volunteers?
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China. guess that would make me #2
Yay I have a fedora!!!....just saying.
Yay we have taste-testers....where's the cool whip?!
I think I ate too much yesterday...I got to work off all those extra calories....anyone want to join me?
I overdid it on the food and the chocolate cream pies and Bailey's.
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'Parently I'm the Queen Forum Whore now!
Subjects!! Bow before my might!! lmao
Ohh queeny, I expect a good post within your royal court! ;)
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av. I should start a forum whore thread XD
Congrats on your new rank as Forum Whore, Lydia.
yay!!! go Lydia!!!
hmmmm ...
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima Congratulations on your recent promotion Lady Lydia,,I just now bowed before you,,did you see me?
Now I am putting my rubber boots on,,as IT IS GETTING DEEP IN HERE NOW!
awesome is as awesome does!
I think we all need to calm down, take a step back and a deep breath before we ask Lydia the question that is really the only important one to ask. Its a two part query actually.
We all must know, are you wearing awesome shoes Lady Lydia and who are you wearing?
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av. well the only lotion that is in this place smells horrid and it has a weird film to it once it drys. it just pissed me off at that moment. i guess this is the wrong thread to put it in but oh well.
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima 
