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fralalalala lalalalalala lalalaa fralalalalalala fralalala

i hate Christmas songs


Let me see what I can do to have you appreciate the splendidness of Christmas darling Eli....

Deck the halls with lifelike dildo's,
Fa la la la la, cum cum cum.
Tis the season to be naughty,
Fa la la la la, cum cum cum.

Don we now our nurses outfit,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Come on now and suck at my clit
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Here's some handcuffs tie my wrists up,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Spank my tush and hear me gasping
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in orgasmic pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Come on now and find my treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Use a condom during anal,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hide the used ones, from your mother,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
It could be worse, you could live in Detroit.


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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Just thought you'd like to know...

Ling


Me too.
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Quote by diversified
fralalalala lalalalalala lalalaa fralalalalalala fralalala

i hate Christmas songs


Let me see what I can do to have you appreciate the splendidness of Christmas darling Eli....

Deck the halls with lifelike dildo's,
Fa la la la la, cum cum cum.
Tis the season to be naughty,
Fa la la la la, cum cum cum.

Don we now our nurses outfit,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Come on now and suck at my clit
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Here's some handcuffs tie my wrists up,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Spank my tush and hear me gasping
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in orgasmic pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Come on now and find my treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Use a condom during anal,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hide the used ones, from your mother,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.






Do you not see why I love her!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?
Aw Wifey, you're wondeful
I came, I saw, I posted.
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Quote by diversified
fralalalala lalalalalala lalalaa fralalalalalala fralalala

i hate Christmas songs


Let me see what I can do to have you appreciate the splendidness of Christmas darling Eli....

Deck the halls with lifelike dildo's,
Fa la la la la, cum cum cum.
Tis the season to be naughty,
Fa la la la la, cum cum cum.

Don we now our nurses outfit,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Come on now and suck at my clit
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Here's some handcuffs tie my wrists up,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Spank my tush and hear me gasping
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in orgasmic pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Come on now and find my treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Use a condom during anal,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hide the used ones, from your mother,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.






Do you not see why I love her!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?
Aw Wifey, you're wondeful


i totally see why!! mind sharing lol

now that Christmas song is going to be stuck in my head forever and i love it!!
ya Detroit is worse


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
hey Lydia where did you get that awesome signature?? i see Primal has one and i want one now too!


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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hey Lydia where did you get that awesome signature?? i see Primal has one and i want one now too!


Primal made it for me


Priiiiiiimal, would you do your queen another favor for one of her royal court?
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fralalalala lalalalalala lalalaa fralalalalalala fralalala

i hate Christmas songs


Let me see what I can do to have you appreciate the splendidness of Christmas darling Eli....

Deck the halls with lifelike dildo's,
Fa la la la la, cum cum cum.
Tis the season to be naughty,
Fa la la la la, cum cum cum.

Use a condom during anal,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hide the used ones, from your mother,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.






Do you not see why I love her!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?
Aw Wifey, you're wondeful


i totally see why!! mind sharing lol

now that Christmas song is going to be stuck in my head forever and i love it!!
ya Detroit is worse


I wonder..... yup.... You should try "Horny the blue balled monster" rather than "Jingle Bells" , always bring a smile to my face!!!

Good morning Lush people!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
lol Aww Wifey, you are awesome.
I serve the Queen of the Forum Whores. And proud of it!!!!!!

*plays pattycake on Wifey's bum then skips away
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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I serve the Queen of the Forum Whores. And proud of it!!!!!!

*plays pattycake on Wifey's bum then skips away


Get your adorable ass back here and continue massaging my royal ass. It's difficult ruling my unruly kingdom! You can massage my chest too, because....uhhh....
No, I will leave your mountains for Shameless, he likes mountains! (That is not a shameless lie either! LOL!) I shall return to play pattycake! But you like us unruly! Much more fun to misbehave!!!

Horny the blue balled penis
Had a very leaky head!
And if you ever tasted
You would have to say yum yum!!!

(to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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But you like us unruly! Much more fun to misbehave!!!


I do like you all unruly, that way I have more fun too
I'm cold. Who wants to warm me up?

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loves Womans naughty Christmas songs allot


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
Full Throttle is doing nothing for me this morning.
Sick of my vibrator! I want the real thing now.

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I sooooooooooo get it!!!
By that I mean I get what you're saying
I want to watch The Nightmare Before Christmas.
"What's this?
What's this?
There's something in the air..."
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Thanks Necho
Your more than welcome!

lol just because you're wonderful!
Your wonderful too!
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Your wonderful too!


Awww thank you!
Goodnight world! Off to sleep...well shower, then sleep, but whatever. smile