Honestly, an editor's choice and I can't get passed the first paragraph?
WTF?"
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Recently I bought a giant lighter. It is about fifteen times the size of a regular lighter. It is so big, I need to hold it with two hands to light it. I wonder what I am compensating for? I do not know! But it is fun!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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Tiff's making balloon animals. I'm entertained.
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*Runs in screaming.... jumps Wifey darling, has her wicked way with her then runs away
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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*Runs in screaming.... jumps Wifey darling, has her wicked way with her then runs away
Finally! thank you Wifey....second honeymoon? Bring Shameless and we'll have more fun! I'll bring the royal purple dildo
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nervous for tomorrow by the way thanks primal!
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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You've got shameless... and you STILL need a dildo?
Things that make you go.... okaaaaay...
Ling
Shameless can work either myself or Wifey, and she can work the other...like a line of pleasure....
Why's that, Eli?
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I adore the fact that a few people have "Forum Whore" Sigs...but I'm the Queen Forum Whore! XD
lalalalalala It's good to be queen
I think all my "court members" should have sigs...if Primal's up to it...people, check with me and I'll see who I should induct into my Royal Court of Whores!! lalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala It's good to be queen
I think all my "court members" should have sigs...if Primal's up to it...people, check with me and I'll see who I should induct into my Royal Court of Whores!! lalalalalalalalala
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Why's that, Eli?
my last operation is tomorrow at noon, its probably not the last but it is for now at least
i love my forum whore sig even though the colors are *blah* i still love it!!
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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Why's that, Eli?
my last operation is tomorrow at noon, its probably not the last but it is for now at least
i love my forum whore sig even though the colors are *blah* i still love it!!
Ask Primal for different colors?
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Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by diversifiedQuote by Lady_Lydia
Why's that, Eli?
my last operation is tomorrow at noon, its probably not the last but it is for now at least
i love my forum whore sig even though the colors are *blah* i still love it!!
Ask Primal for different colors?
i did or i will. i don't remember which! drat! bad memory!
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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*shrug* Fair enough.
Back is hurting. Ow.
Back is hurting. Ow.
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Eli, more into darker colors? I'm on my phone right now, but soon I will be home, will hop on computer and make you a new one real quick.
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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*runs up to Shameless, trying to keep a straight face, hands him a "flesh light", falls atop Wifey darling, looks at Eli darling.... hey, your doctor is kindof cute!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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But what sleeve Woman? Wavy? ;)
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Alright darling! But remember you asked for it!!!!
*grabs her metre stick from the closet.... Shameless.... bend over please! My Wifey darling has this thing about playing leap frog.
*grabs her metre stick from the closet.... Shameless.... bend over please! My Wifey darling has this thing about playing leap frog.
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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Jiminey Crickets on a scooter! What is the world coming too when a Woman laughs before a man!!! I have this irresistible urge to call you a dirty name.
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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whispering..... fartknocker!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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LOL! LOL! I had to even look up to see if this was the "post groundless lies" thread!!!!!!
I have no mate! I am not an Aussie Lander!!!
I have no mate! I am not an Aussie Lander!!!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.