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4 Dec 2009

Shameless, Shameless, Shameless. I am not your momma! But I can say y'all like a trooper and speak Inuktitut!

And now, bed time!

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.

4 Dec 2009

Another time Dear WOMAN.

4 Dec 2009

I need food. food food food

4 Dec 2009

lol

"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"

Sassy

4 Dec 2009

*streaks through forums wearing my crown and carrying my royal purple dildo*

4 Dec 2009

I'm pleased that Sassy finds me entertaining

4 Dec 2009

any time lydia Whistle

"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"

Sassy

4 Dec 2009

Quote by Lady_Lydia
*streaks through forums wearing my crown and carrying my royal purple dildo*

may i bring in my orange one?? those two colors clash gracefully!!

“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima

4 Dec 2009

Quote by Primal
Eli, more into darker colors? I'm on my phone right now, but soon I will be home, will hop on computer and make you a new one real quick.

me like orange, yellow, BLACK, red, blue ... not pink or purple lol (but i do love the royal purple dildo though) YOUR THE BEST PRIMAL!!

“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima

4 Dec 2009

Quote by diversified
Quote by Lady_Lydia
*streaks through forums wearing my crown and carrying my royal purple dildo*

may i bring in my orange one?? those two colors clash gracefully!!

Nice Eli!! Bring them bring them!!! happy8

4 Dec 2009

i had a car accident on th way home and we couldnt afort insurance so i got into troubl for that and now i've got a court date tuesday and there is still a chance they could suuspend my license. FUCKING WONDERFUL!

5 Dec 2009

Quote by ChelleLaBelle
i had a car accident on th way home and we couldnt afort insurance so i got into troubl for that and now i've got a court date tuesday and there is still a chance they could suuspend my license. FUCKING WONDERFUL!

hope things work out hun!!

"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"

Sassy

5 Dec 2009

Quote by Lady_Lydia
Quote by diversified
Quote by Lady_Lydia
*streaks through forums wearing my crown and carrying my royal purple dildo*

may i bring in my orange one?? those two colors clash gracefully!!

Nice Eli!! Bring them bring them!!!

YAY!! i shall bring it with me when attending your lovely court! HAIL TO THE FORUM WHORE QUEEN!!! all bow then raise your dildos in honor!
may i ask, what tis my position in your royal court??

“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima

5 Dec 2009

Quote by diversified
Quote by Lady_Lydia
Quote by diversified
Quote by Lady_Lydia
*streaks through forums wearing my crown and carrying my royal purple dildo*

may i bring in my orange one?? those two colors clash gracefully!!

Nice Eli!! Bring them bring them!!!

YAY!! i shall bring it with me when attending your lovely court! HAIL TO THE FORUM WHORE QUEEN!!! all bow then raise your dildos in honor!
may i ask, what tis my position in your royal court??

Primal is my Number One Male Forum Whore (considering he is the sig maker) and you are my Number One Female Forum Whore (Because I love you)

And yes, bow down...and *checks everyone out* lovely.

5 Dec 2009

I raise my neon red dildo in your honour Wifey!!!! But I use it for my own honour!! Honest!

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.

5 Dec 2009

Quote by Woman
I raise my neon red dildo in your honour Wifey!!!! But I use it for my own honour!! Honest!

Of course Wifey, continue your lovely proclaimations of dildoing and Wife-ing!

5 Dec 2009

Wait, in my case do I also carry around a dildo? Or just drop my pants? Might make walking interesting, kind of like a penguin I would imagine.

Eli, I will nake you a new one either tonight or tomorrow!

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.

5 Dec 2009

Well,,you might feel a little discomfort at first - Primal.

5 Dec 2009

But you will learn to like it!

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.

5 Dec 2009

Quote by sexybikesassycheergirl
Quote by ChelleLaBelle
i had a car accident on th way home and we couldnt afort insurance so i got into troubl for that and now i've got a court date tuesday and there is still a chance they could suuspend my license. FUCKING WONDERFUL!

hope things work out hun!!

Thanks Sassy!!! Me too!

5 Dec 2009

Quote by Lady_Lydia
Primal is my Number One Male Forum Whore (considering he is the sig maker) and you are my Number One Female Forum Whore (Because I love you)

And yes, bow down...and *checks everyone out* lovely.

Quote by Primal
Eli, I will nake you a new one either tonight or tomorrow!

Yay!! i love you too QUEEN LYDIA!!!! *bending over and spreading* like this all mighty QUEEN??

thanks so much primal!!! you rock!!!

“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima

5 Dec 2009

EDIT!!!!!

Quote by Lady_Lydia
Primal is my Number One Male Forum Whore (considering he is the sig maker) and you are my Number One Female Forum Whore (Because I love you)

And yes, bow down...and *checks everyone out* lovely.

Quote by Primal
Eli, I will nake you a new one either tonight or tomorrow!

Yay!! i love you too QUEEN LYDIA!!!! *bending over and spreading* like this all mighty QUEEN??

thanks so much primal!!! you rock!!!

“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima

5 Dec 2009

Moving back to IL at the end of the month/early January. Texas was kind to me, but there's no place in the USA like the Midwest!

www.szadvntures.com

Latest story:

TBD
Bump in the Night-Microfiction
Smoke Break-Interracial

5 Dec 2009

Quote by Primal
Wait, in my case do I also carry around a dildo? Or just drop my pants? Might make walking interesting, kind of like a penguin I would imagine.

Eli, I will nake you a new one either tonight or tomorrow!

Should we get you tits-on-a-stick?

And oh-good-lawrd Eli, that's perfect.......*drool*....

.....sorry...wait...what was I saying?

5 Dec 2009

since im gunna be bending over allot for you in this court i'll go get a bucket to catch that drool lol i know i just might need one for Primal and some other lovely forum whores

“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima

5 Dec 2009

What the hell did I miss?

Ling

5 Dec 2009

Quote by diversified
since im gunna be bending over allot for you in this court i'll go get a bucket to catch that drool lol i know i just might need one for Primal and some other lovely forum whores

Thank you Number One

[holy crap Star Trek flashback yay!!]

5 Dec 2009

Quote by Ling-Li

What the hell did I miss?

Ling

Lady_Lydia was inducted as our forum whore queen and some of us are her loyal forum whore subjects
this is all that has happened if you are wondering lol unless its something other to you are asking

“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima

5 Dec 2009

Quote by diversified
Quote by Ling-Li

What the hell did I miss?

Ling

Lady_Lydia was inducted as our forum whore queen and some of us are her loyal forum whore subjects
this is all that has happened if you are wondering lol unless its something other to you are asking

You may now bow again Eli, since you do it so well.... geek

6 Dec 2009

Hello Wifey darling!!! Meet my friend..... TUSHIE!!!

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.