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Masturbate For Peace... that is all.
I love the feel of my-palm in the morning.
Yes Radar.
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Always pinch the tip before you roll it on.


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
104 days until spring.
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104 days until spring.



I ready now.....
Carpe Diem

Red out
My Christmas tree is.....well, there are no words for it! Just take my advice everyone, and NEVER EVER send the kids out to pick the Christmas Tree!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
lol what happined Pixie?
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Sassy
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lol what happined Pixie?



I sent my 20 year old step son and his girlfriend out to get our Christmas tree. With an exact description of what I wanted. We cleared out a fairly good sized area in the living room for the tree (I love FULL tree's one of the descriptions I told them) and they sent a pic via cell phone of a tree they found. They said it was perfect and I said fine. The end result:

I now have a totum pole with numerous "branches" in my living room!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
lmao sorry hun i want a real tree but im allergic so we have one of those stupid fake one and i hate it lol
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"



Sassy
Oh well, I guess that's what I get for being too damn lazy to go with them! Next year, I will be getting off my lazy ass and getting my tree myself! LMAO!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
O.K.,,bad combination ,,,Young man,,And Young woman ,,,Somehow I could see a good christmas tree not so important,,,,They were looking for Mistletoe!
Just got an e-mail from my father with a list of possible presents, instead of a few simple to find books or cds, but noooo it is a very strict list of not only exactly which books from a series but also where he wants them bought from... I miss the days when just a home made card with a few words spelt wrong was enough... it was a good christmas last year.
I love the feel of my-palm in the morning.
Check out my new thread in the pub and the announcement on my profile.
Blaaaah my tummy hurts a smidge...but Men In Black is on TNT soon...and then War of the Worlds.
Do you need a good tummy rub then, *stands up to volunteer, with warm oil in hand*


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
Hi all. I'm sure glad that the weekend is over. You see my Mistresses had a little get together over at our house. I was the center of attraction. My Mistresses had invited 2 of their girlfriends over & also 2 of their men friends. It was all for me. My let their girl friends had fun using their strap-ons on me. And, when the ladies tired out the guys had their way with me then. I loved it as much as my Mistresses did while they watched me being serviced.
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Do you need a good tummy rub then, *stands up to volunteer, with warm oil in hand*



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Underneath the mistletoe last night!

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av..


Do you speak Norweigan Primal?
Has a tea party on the ceiling and sings if you are horny nad you know it wank for peace!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
not liking this new breathing apparatus on my face!! its no fun


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
Never fear darling Eli!!! Soon (my fingers are crossed for you, I truly hope!!) you will be all fixed and as good as new!!!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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not liking this new breathing apparatus on my face!! its no fun


We are thinking of you.
Carpe Diem

Red out
I've got court today. If they suspend my license who is gonna loan me their identity so i can get another license for 6 months???
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not liking this new breathing apparatus on my face!! its no fun


I love you Eli, we're all thinkin about you!!!!

*hugs*
And i'm out. lets see what happends....
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And i'm out. lets see what happends....


Good luck Chelle!!

Hi Lydia, glad to see Queenie is still posting.
You can use me, Chelle. Wait. What is this license for, anyway? Hmmm.