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12 Dec 2009

Quote by Woman
Quote by Lady_Lydia

When I come back though, I expect my Wife and you and Primal and Eli to put on a damn good ball to celebrate the Queen's return!

We'll call it, "The Queen's Return Galla". And the dress code is naked with didlo's at the ready.

I can see it now! We just need a date to put on the invitation cards!!!

And as soon as I know it, darling, I will tell you!

And boredom is a dangerous thing.
Just sayin.

12 Dec 2009

Does that mean your throne is one of those automated dildo machine chair thingys?

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.

12 Dec 2009

Quote by Primal
Does that mean your throne is one of those automated dildo machine chair thingys?

Holy crap, I so want one for Christmas!!!

Think Gav could install one on my profile for me? evil4

13 Dec 2009

Happy Sunday!

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13 Dec 2009

I am going to eat lunch and take a nap with my hubby. Shhh

13 Dec 2009

I am typing this quietly so I don't wake up Ali and her man.

13 Dec 2009

I miss living at home and having everything paid for.

Being an adult is highly overrated.
Boo hoo!

Right there. Oh yeah baby. Right there.

13 Dec 2009

Quote by roccotool
I am typing this quietly so I don't wake up Ali and her man.

Thanks but we're up and refreshed. (We even got some sleep!) Thank you Mr Babysitter!

13 Dec 2009

My ankle was just screwed up by stupid lady with a grude and a shopping cart. Jerk.

14 Dec 2009

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now I have back spasms.

Not fun.

16 Dec 2009

“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima

16 Dec 2009

Love you Eli

16 Dec 2009

Thinking about goin to bed. Love reading bedtime stories ;)

16 Dec 2009

I need a spa day. sleepy5

16 Dec 2009

Just had the toes done...bright red! Need a sauna though...

16 Dec 2009

I love the hot stone massage!

16 Dec 2009

I have to pee, but I don't feel like it.

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
-------
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.

16 Dec 2009

Ugh.
Lydia = Fail

16 Dec 2009

Don Pardo tell them what they've won.

Don: Turtle Wax and a two week stay in my basement!

Don! Cut it out!

Don: I want my fuzzy bear!

Yes I'm nuts. smile

hehe

I am the Madman!

16 Dec 2009

Quote by Lady_Lydia
Love you Eli

love you too Lydia

“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima

16 Dec 2009

Fail = temporary.

Just try again.

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
-------
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.

16 Dec 2009

awww lydia it will all work out hun!

"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"

Sassy

16 Dec 2009

get can't get back into to things it seems ... angry7

“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima

16 Dec 2009

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My mouth is on fire!!!!!!!!

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.

16 Dec 2009

finally back to posting things on the forum...its been months...HOLIDAYS are coming!

16 Dec 2009

Quote by tomtom81
Yes I'm nuts.

Welcome to the Crazy Club!

16 Dec 2009

Quote by Lady_Lydia
Quote by tomtom81
Yes I'm nuts.

Welcome to the Crazy Club!

Oh I've been crazy for many of years. Hehehe. It just makes things more fun!!

I am the Madman!

16 Dec 2009

Quote by tomtom81
Quote by Lady_Lydia
Quote by tomtom81
Yes I'm nuts.

Welcome to the Crazy Club!

Oh I've been crazy for many of years. Hehehe. It just makes things more fun!!

Agreed

16 Dec 2009

Laugh it up fuzz ball, its all fun and games until you realize the dildo is shaped like an inverted lamp, and the bottle of lube you brought is in fact not lube at all, but a bottle of your grandma's homemade molasses.

Flapjacks anyone?

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
-------
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.

16 Dec 2009

lol Primal, you're awesome

Yes I'd love some.