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If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

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Guest
Lurker
Sorry but I stutter please don't beat me
Guest
Lurker
ok, i'll but the whip away, if you'll put the axe away
Catnip
Internet Sensation
and one kiss for the bellybutton.
Guest
Lurker
The axe is away let's party
LushPrincess
Active Ink Slinger
Don’t give me those birdie eyes ……. It’s not going to work ……… Aww …… Ok just put it in my mouth..! Hurry..!
Guest
Lurker
To hell with it , let's fuck till it's night again
Guest
Lurker
If you don't get that beak out from between the cheeks of my ass, we're gonna have ourselves a problem.
Guest
Lurker
I'm just after that big juicy worm !!!!!
Guest
Lurker
What's with the audience over your shoulder, you sexy birdie, you?
Catnip
Internet Sensation
Shoot me again!
Guest
Lurker
How about a couple of licks instead?
icstm
Active Ink Slinger
anytime
Catnip
Internet Sensation
"Officer, it wasn't me I promise!" [points at the person next to me in bed]
Guest
Lurker
Cat told me it was ok to stick it in her .....nose
Catnip
Internet Sensation
Right, after this round, you're goin to rehab!
Guest
Lurker
Oooooh take your finger out ........aaaaaah put it back in
Catnip
Internet Sensation
Coming through, coming through.
Ah there you are.
icstm
Active Ink Slinger
yep, right here, where I was all last night...
Blindfolded
Active Ink Slinger
next to me, so what next?
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Blindfolded
Active Ink Slinger
next to me, so what next?
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
LushPrincess
Active Ink Slinger
OH MY GOD..! How old are you..? ---- Am I going to jail...?
Catnip
Internet Sensation
Wake up dear, you are snoring!
Oh, sorry, it was just your dog, well since you're already up... how about...
(some coffee, but I wouldn't have time to say that.)
LushPrincess
Active Ink Slinger
coffee, who needs coffee I want some SUGGA..!
Guest
Lurker
Helloooo, so ya wanna play with the monkey again?
Zafia
Lush Legend
Let's just leave the monkey out of this.......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Guest
Lurker
I want to monkey around with you!!
Guest
Lurker
How about some more of the "Southern hospitality sweet pea"?
Guest
Lurker
Baby you can leave your hat on!
Monocle
Active Ink Slinger
Mouth would be too busy to speak.