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If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

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badpussy
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Quote by HoneyBee000
That would have been the invisable ghost he cum while you where sleeping!!!


eugh why am i in your bed.... & where the hell is your penis
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Hang on why are you taking your false teeth out . Ooooooh ...... That's why.
TheChrisJ
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Your not cousin Cletus...
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
Zafia
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Wow what big horns you have?....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
castlequeen
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that last thing I remember was the shoe department and the wine and then.....
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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Quote by castlequeen
that last thing I remember was the shoe department and the wine and then.....



Arwen...ooohhhh my sweet Arwen...."would you like to play with Ar-wiener"?...as it pokes her in the back.
jeremia87
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how much did i drink last night*looks over * that answers my question
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Wow - you really are a bullfrog!
Zafia
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Well hello there I see I was missed.....let's do that again......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
caharain
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Well I score you a two, so if we fucked five times does that make you a ten?
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
Zafia
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Wow! *Note to self*~Never bet again because losing sucks!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
WickedShads
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That was great! Would you mind taking off those spiked heels next time, because they're killing my back
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Zafia
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Sure just as soon as you untie me.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Untie you? not at chance...
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do you have to bring that damn laptop everywhere?
Guest
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You're supposed to wait till Tech Goddess gets here.
fish1212
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We need her too?
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Yes, she's bringing the coffee, isn't she?
WickedShads
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If anybody asks, I was here all night, particularly between 1-3 am.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Zafia
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Cool as long as you cover for me from 4am to 6am......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
fish1212
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I would cover you 4-6am any day you like
Catnip
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[purr] mmmm foood.
Birdie
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You have a feather stuck to your lip...no, other side...there, you got it.
hangin
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I hate it when that happens...
.. I was once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions...
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Wow - that thing looks really red! Does it hurt? Do you need some ointment or something?
Zafia
Lush Legend
It's ok ....now your turn.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
stuart1975
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Honey do you mind taking your heels offbefore getting into bed?
Catnip
Internet Sensation
...hungry...make me some stew...
fish1212
Active Ink Slinger
with or without meat?
LadySharon
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Damn, you again?

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